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A left on the dick

An ambiguous statement that can be used for multiple situations to describe its awesomeness and or fuckery. Can be used both as a negative or a positive depending on context and inflection.
This food is amazing! You took a left on the dick with this one!

I was so drunk last night, I ended up taking a left on the dick, and threw up all over myself.

We spent the whole day just relaxing on the beach. It was super chill, the day just took a left on the dick.
by Jsanti86 August 9, 2013
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A dig in the bake

Stranger: pushes Gerald out the queue
Gerald: 'I'll give you a dig in the bake if you're not careful'
by Bigpenisman478901234567890 December 9, 2016
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Break a few backs to get to the top

When you want to get somewhere in life or accomplish a life-long goal, sometimes, you need to do some bad or use people to get your way.
If you really want this badly, you gotta break a few backs to get to the top.
by Brainztorms January 24, 2017
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Never look a gifted horse in the mouth

"Never look a gift horse in the mouth" or "long in the tooth" are both expressions we often hear but not quite comprehend what it really means. Many may interpret is as "don't question an intelligent person" or "don't question the value of a gift". The following are two types of meaning of the phrase.

THE ETYMOLOGY MEANING:
"Don't check his age." Traditionally, horsemen use teeth as a guide to determine the horse's age. This practice is not foolproof but many factors contribute when evaluating a horse's age. Deciduous teeth (milk teeth) are grown shortly after birth. They're paler and shorter than adult teeth. They gradually shed by the age of five and are replaced by permanent teeth with a concave surface which are larger and darker in colour. At the age of ten , the Galvayne's groove begins to appear and by the age of fifteen the groove would have reached half way down the tooth. When the horse reaches its mid twenties, the Galvayne's groove begins to disappear and entirely vanish, when they are old.

IDIOM MEANING:
a) Don't try to evaluate a gift
b) be appreciative of a gift regardless whether it's big or small, instead of wanting something big and better.
c) be grateful and accept what is given.
d) don't question what is given to you, accept it as it is.
Harry Styles: Don't evaluate a girl by the size of her diamond ring. The grading or ranking scale that its is measured against may not be of importance to her. She may have deliberately skipped Chem class knowing that she will fail the unit on the 4C's.

Pinto's father taught her a valuable lesson in life which is "Never look a gifted horse in the mouth."

Expecting a horse for her 12th birthday, Pinto was disappointed when her father Miguel gifted her a cow in a ribbon.
by Toilet paper pessimist February 3, 2018
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Jully (a.k.a. The Hardcore Gamer)

A person who has wronged you; esp. some dumb dumb who that doesn't know who the fuck they're messing with.
Jully (a.k.a. The Hardcore Gamer) underestimated me, hopefully she's learned her lesson.
by howzthat March 5, 2019
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Living in a van down by the river

A feeling of being a total failure or wanting to just give up on life. Can be seen a a passing depressed period of time. Where you just want to check out of life's Bull shit for a while.
Hey how are you Doing....
....right now? Living in a van down by the river.
by Jmvlam June 29, 2022
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