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Golden Valley

Noun. When you surprise pee on someone while they're settling in for an evening bath. Bonus points if you aim for rubber duckies
My metro room mate was taking a bath, sipping on white wine, so I whipped out my one-eyed willy and turned that tub into a Golden Valley.
by BedBath&Beyonce August 15, 2016
mugGet the Golden Valleymug.

valley szn

Valley szn is the season where you drive around a beautiful place and get high with friends in your car.
yo bro its valley szn you tryin to go?
by pennyflip May 11, 2018
mugGet the valley sznmug.

Happy Valley

A happy valley is a ‘place’ where people go when they are stoned/high. It’s a place where things spin, things are happy, very vibrant colours appear, and there are a lot of different terms for this but the most common is definitely a happy valley.

There are a few meanings for this term, some of them being inappropriate.

However, it is mainly to describe what kind of ‘world’ people enter when they become high on drugs.
Apparently Lacey got high, and she kept saying that she was in the happy valley. We weren’t quite sure what that meant.”
“Oh, its the place where people go when they’re stoned, everything spins it’s very vibrant and happy! Tell her to be careful.”
by alvssandra January 6, 2023
mugGet the Happy Valleymug.

Escalante Valley

A large rural valley in southern Utah mostly filled with incestual inbreds, almost everyone is related by blood, and everyone is related by marriage.

It's an area plagued by MAGA and uneducated people, a place where uncle's rape their nieces and get away with it under the protection of the LDS Church.

Unsustainable agriculture is also popular here, people grow the most water-intensive plants for cows who live on the other side of the world, rather than organizing and growing Food for People. These people are facing a pending aquifer collapse and they don't even realize it.

On the weekends the good ol' boys will go out driving onto the dirt roads, getting shit-faced while killing, rabbits chiselers, coyotes or anything that move. They always make sure to toss their beer cans and liquor bottles out into the sagebrush so the wives don't know that they were drinking when they get home. Meanwhile when all the good old boys are romping around, the housewives are popping opiate tabs to deal with their suicidal depression from being objectified by the LDS church and their husbands.

Every Sunday these "good" people have the opportunity to return to church and repent for their sins.
In Escalante Valley many men live by the value system of rape, repent, repeat again.

I'm going to Escalante Valley to shoot some chiselers.
by BdogW February 9, 2019
mugGet the Escalante Valleymug.

valley night cap

(Regional Slang) To deposit fecal matter into the oral cavity of an unsuspecting victim whilst sleeping.
"This foreigner isn't from around these parts, someone outta give him a valley night cap."
by Spameater95 May 2, 2024
mugGet the valley night capmug.

Valley girl

A girl who is addicted to nicotine and cannot think for herself. She usually follows the trends and is naturally pretty but fucking useless. They can’t do anything and only know how to use a phone. They use the words « like » « omg » and other useless interjections. They are usually blond and are very basic.
Wow I was trying to hook up with this valley girl last night
I think i might kill my self
by Maia is a stupid blonde December 11, 2019
mugGet the Valley girlmug.

Hidden valley high school

A school full of hoes, who vape, smoke weed, do heroin, gangbang, ect. The boys think they’re the shit but they fr are ugly.
What school you go to bro?
Hidden Valley High school.
bro i’m out
by islandboy420 November 29, 2021
mugGet the Hidden valley high schoolmug.

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