the shits

The good human attributes that contribute to success.

With his overall excellent physical and mental facilities, health and financial savvy, he has the shits to acquire and maintain his independent, mortgage-free, rent-free, leisurely and sporting life, even with a wife and several children. I'm not so endowed.

by Milt Alwin December 18, 2008

The Shitztigators

1. The definition of a group of people who start shit and instigate events all in the persuit of making another become so depressed and broken they break into tears.

2. People who play "So you know how i know your gay?" until some one cries

You know how i know your gay?
How?
Because your dick taste like shit!

-From The Shitztigators

by The Shitztigators September 23, 2010

The Shitfaced John

a Rocket Palmer with a minimum of 2 shots of Vodka added to the mix.

this Rocket Palmer sure would be tasty with some Vodka. How about The Shitfaced John?

by masters of mixology September 23, 2011

the shits

1) Where you take a shit, and it turns out to be molten lava made of fecal matter.
2) When you have a really bad stomach ache, so you shit, but 10 minutes after it comes back and you shit again, and it repeats forever until your stomach finally settles.

Def. 1:
Guy 1: Goddamn, I had the shits so bad last night!
Guy 2: Shouldn't have eaten those jalapeno poppers man.
Def.2:
Guy: *sitting on toilet* FUCK! When will these shits go away?!

by blarghinatelazer April 12, 2015

The shits

When you really need to take a dump.

Friend: Yo, let's go get some food

Me: Nah man I got the shits

by Crabtastic November 17, 2014

The Shits

Slang word for cocaine commonly used by advid users.

Man i’m trying to get off the shits.

by ToastyThunda January 8, 2018

The shits

1. Giving you trouble.
2. Diarrhea

1. A. Everytime I watch the news they give me the shits. It's always pissing me off.
1.B. The new enemies in this game are really hard I heard, when I get to that part it's probably going to give me the shits.

2. I had to call off work today, because I got the shits and can't leave the bathroom.

by PutridCarcass June 2, 2018