maths, english, science

a woman's menstation cycle

Sue: My stomach is so sore.
Molly: How come?
Sue: I've got my maths, english, science
Molly: Oh that time again.

by Rhiannon-May September 11, 2006

Chef Maths

A calculation;
X divided by the constant - ApplePIE
equals carrots

A chef bouncing down the road - he saw X (using Chef Maths); he knew he would only get carrots.

by hewhocooks February 5, 2013

menstrual math

counting the days to your period to determine whether you will have it for some important event (vacation, date, etc).

girl 1: Ready for our all-girl cruise next month?
girl 2: Yes! I just did some menstrual math, and I won't have my period until we get back!"

by BillieGoat June 12, 2013

tha math

top notch, if something such as lasagne or alannah is above the average.

alannah, tha math
lasagne, tha math
tea, tha math
basshunter and phil and ally, tha math
sasannachs, not tha math
but this lasagne alannah and phil cunningham made, tha math

by thamath January 22, 2014

Math

M- Mental
A- Abuse
T- To
H- Humans

There you have it. it's mental abuse to humans.

"Wow, My teacher is lecturing me because I skipped her Math Class.

by Secret Freak January 31, 2014

emotional math

when you use numbers to describe the feeling of something rather than rely on logic/actual math

"- my education cost me like a 1/4 of a million dollars"
"- wait. you paid $60K a year?"
"- no, it wasn't actually 1/4 of a million. it just FELT like it. i was using emotional math."

by extreeemelyamerican February 7, 2014

liver math

Liver math is the calculation(s) you make throughout the night to help determine if you are sober enough to drive home.

Alcohol is processed by the body at a determined rate (generally one beer/shot/wine glass an hour), and you can save yourself a night in the drunk tank and some legal fees by adhering to liver math.

Liver math or cab fare. Either is a wise choice. Disregard at your own peril.

Friend #1: "My ex just showed up here with her new bf. I'm leaving as soon as the liver math allows it."

Friend #2: "No way! You're my ride! Let's get fucked up and take a cab when the bar closes. I'll drive you to your car tomorrow."

Friend #1: "Good call. Screw that bitch, anyway."

by mrbean34 March 29, 2014