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cunt stain

A crusty residue left in the crotch of a womans panties. Sometimes white, yet sometime with a redish tint. The color of the stain is determined by whether or not the female has entered her monthly bitch syndrome. If it tastes like chicken it is okay to keep on lickin, yet if it tatses like trout get the fuck out. Also used to define an overbearing female, or even a douche bag male.
I was about to lay the hammer when I realized that cunt stain Ashley had a cunt stain on her thong.
by Sean and Drew December 26, 2008
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Mop Cunt

An extremely hairy pussy that, when wet, looks like a old saggy sloppy wet janitor's mop head.
Braaaaaahh. I pulled down them panties and whohhh! I was staring at a mop cunt.
by Eaton Holgoode April 13, 2017
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you're a cunt

When someone takes your last piece of candy
Sam: I can't wait to eat my last piece of candy
George: Oh i ate it.
Sam: You're a cunt
by Ghostie Ghost May 6, 2018
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cunt stretcher

A cock that's wide enough to stretch a cunt out.
His cunt stretcher really made that bitch scream, but you know she loved it!
by Cocktail Sauce #1 February 20, 2009
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Cunt-Bag

1. A person who acts idiotically.
2. Someone who is an asshole.
3. Reffering to a bag of Cunt/whore
- "Julie slept with eight guys in one night, what a cunt-bag.
by Definition of Slut September 18, 2007
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Shit cunt

by Rafiki ii April 12, 2019
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miserable cunt

1. Someone with no sense of humour and finds all jokes rubbish, and makes a point of saying so as well.

2. Someone who is always upset and thinks the world is on his or her shoulders and no amount of jokes or light hearted banter snaps them out of it.

3. Doom and gloom nay-sayer or negative nancy that sees the bad in everything and everyone and has no problem pointing it out to everyone either.

4. All of the above rolled into one giant meat bag of repulsive miserable cuntness.
Bob: So, do you like me new suit?
Dave: No.
Bob: Why not?
Dave: Because it looks crap, you look crap, the world looks crap, and basically everything is crap.
Bob: Oh shut the fuck up you miserable cunt!
by Slim Vision June 16, 2007
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