text art

Swiping randomly in a cell phone text message program and seeing what creative phrases your cell phone comes up with.

I felt like being silly in text messaging, so I sent my friend some text art.

by Jo2016 June 21, 2016

Text Opera

A long series of texts sent in rapid succession, usually about a dramatic or sad topic.

"David just sent me a text opera. I think something must have happened between him and his partner."

by laurenlynnea September 6, 2016

Textbait

When someone send you a text you need to reply to but probably shouldn't

Man 1-My ex keeps calling herself a piece of shit and I don't know what to say back
Man 2- dont reply to her textbait

by Thewisewizard April 22, 2017

Text worm

An unnecessarily long, angry text message usually sent by an ex wife. Text worms can contain an overdose of grammar, such as I can not, or You have, Repetition of sentences, stuff that doesn't make any sense to you, swear words, and/or combinations of swear words such as: (And I have actually seen this) Jackhole. Most text worms only need to be responded with "Ok" or "Thanks" maybe even "Wow". If you want to piss them off and make them send shorter, faster texts then send an emoji of a person speaking. If you want to ignore them turn off your phone and put it under something where you can't hear the dings.

The text worm was long and angry, and it didn't make any sense to me so I just said yes.

by Cheese Lizard July 28, 2017

textbook virgin

Someone who hadn't done 'it' but did everything else but

Barbara acts she's so above it, little miss Holier than Thou. But that textbook virgin gave BJs to 1/2 the team!!

by Goldelox May 16, 2018

Text-ican Standoff

When a man and a woman start dating, but one of them loses interest and stops texting, and the other person doesn't want to send another text until the person that has lost interest responds to their previous text for the fear that they are seeming desperate. Similar to the Mexican Standoff but with texts not guns.

Also see Textual Standoff

Mike - Hey Jason, how's it going with the girl you've been seeing?

Jason - Not good.. I sent her a text a few days ago and she hasn't responded yet, so I'm in a Text-ican Standoff.

by RatBoy May 28, 2018

text-raid

During the initial stage of a relationship with a narcissist, they employ (love bombing) to seduce their victims. One manner in which they do this is to Text-Raid them. Text Raiding is the incessant, frequent and constant texts that narcissists send to their partners, in the beginning of a relationship, in order to reel them in and ensnare them in the relationship. Once the target/partner is secured, the love bombing stops as do the text raids.

Jon was so busy attending to the text-raid sent by his new girlfriend, that he did not even look up when his friends entered the bar.

by Narcbuster May 31, 2018