Joanna Test

When your friend is being a weeb and thinks a transgender person is hot

1. Yo my nibba stop checking out that Joanna Test

2. You fricking think Joanna test is hot that’s gay.

Joanna Test by Thesecowsbehellathicc March 30, 2019

The B Test 

To pass The B Test, a male has to get an erection while making out with another person (thus stating that the kiss was pleasurable.) To fail, the male does not get an erection while making out, because the kiss was not pleasurable.

PERSON 1:Dude, I just passed The B Test...
PERSON 2:Nice!

The B Test by HOW ARE YA? June 27, 2010

Dick pic test 

If you wanna know if a girl fucks with you send them a random dick pic (either full Monty or slightly scribbled out your choice).if she reacts somewhat positively your in, go for it champ! If she reacts negatively she's either wasting your time or you issued the test at an inopportune time.

Jim:"Hey man how's that Liz girl?"
Bob:"Not good Jim, she completely failed the dick pic test"
Jim:"The dick pic what? You can't be serious that's not a real thing"
Bob:"Urban dictionary it Jim, it totally is"

Dick pic test by Ajac12599 July 11, 2016

Fraternity Test 

The word an uneducated white male uses because he doesn’t know that the real word is paternity test. This male thinks he is a thug, and that the streets love him but to be honest if the streets really loved him he wouldn’t have gotten popped two weeks after he got off probation. Stay in school kids, don’t do drugs.

When that kid is born I’m getting a fraternity test done!

Fraternity Test by Getsomebacon October 13, 2018

cricket test 

A guide to see if person who has chosen to immigrate to the UK (and take up UK citizenship) has integrated with the community.

In a cricket match, do they support the country that they have chosen to live in or do they still support the country that they abandoned.

Test was invented by The Rt Hon Norman Tebbit, A great man of British Politics

Do they pass the cricket test?

cricket test by Matthew R Palmer September 26, 2005

water balloon test 

When you're done nailing a chick, Check for condom leakage by filling it up with water like a water balloon. If it leaks, your screwed and so is she.

I just got done bangin' michelle when i did the water balloon test and it leaked! I threw it at her, screamed sucks to be you, and ran!!

water balloon test by Robby S. November 18, 2007

queef blow test

(QBT) Usually performed during cunnilingus. When one partner will blow a quick, forced breath directly into the vagina. Then firmly push on the mons and a queef pops out. Serves almost no purpose but a good laugh or a quick way to ensure you won't have another date.

(1) Jim had to end the date with Sally before he hung himself in her bathroom, so he gave her a QBT followed with a look of shame. (2) Beula was asking Willy for a little more excitement in the sack so Willy tried the queef blow test. Did that work?

queef blow test by Pv2Monsell July 8, 2009