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Bitch Tax

The fee you are morally entitled to charge your female friend when on any occasion or outing, they start to bitch and complain.
'We went on a girls weekend away and it only took 5 minutes for Sandy to start bitching so we had to increase the Bitch Tax.'
by jimsweirdnakedindianfriend November 29, 2009
mugGet the Bitch Taxmug.

Tariff tax

You pay precious $5 everyday you want to live
Dangggg, did you pay your tariff tax today to precious?
by Pumpkin eater July 14, 2025
mugGet the Tariff taxmug.

Panty tax

The tax in which when texting or video calling while using the bathroom one must take a picture of their panties and send it to the person.
Lisa was totally peeing while snapping me last night. Got my panty tax for them lacy panties she had on.
by PantyMan99 April 11, 2024
mugGet the Panty taxmug.

got fed on tax

When you anticipate getting a lot for next to nothing, but end up having to give way more than it's initially worth.
Dude 1: Man, I let them use my apartment for the weekend. They gave me $500, but i had to use $475 to clean up their mess.
Dude 2: Homie, you got fed on tax.
Dude 1: For real, tho....
by DaBoosh February 2, 2024
mugGet the got fed on taxmug.

Green Tax

Switching to Nvidia gpu's even though they're expensive as hell, but the drivers are more stable than competitors
"damn, my GPU caught on fire and burned down my house and killed my family. Gonna have to pay that green tax."

"My wife and kids are starving to death, but at least my GPU wont crash."
by slavicboy22 February 10, 2024
mugGet the Green Taxmug.

Aston Tax

A shameless ripoff of the iconic Fanum Tax. Whenever someone buys energy drinks or soda, Aston always taxes it like ex swedish prime minister Stefan Löfven.
Johannes: I just bought me a monster energy drink.

Aston: ASTON TAX!!!!!!!!

Greg: Bruh ima kill Aston if he keeps being a lazy fatass.
by RickBlowbre125 January 16, 2024
mugGet the Aston Taxmug.

Federal Unemployment Tax Act

The "Federal Unemployment Tax Act," apart from a U.S. law, is an acronym for FUTA. Futa, short for futanari, is a term that is commonly used to describe pornographic anime/manga characters that have a feminine body (breasts, vulva) and male sex organs (penis, sometimes a scrotum). Search "futanari" for more detail, at your own risk.

While using the phrase "Federal Unemployment Tax Act" in this way is rare, it may happen.
6th grader: You should look up the acronym for the federal unemployment tax act!!!
Sane person: I lost the game :{
by Montage of Chips March 18, 2025
mugGet the Federal Unemployment Tax Actmug.

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