taint guzzler

The act of licking or biting the sweaty area of the taint, located between the asshole and a man's nutsack.

"If you are reading this you are a taint guzzler."

by taint guzzler105 May 25, 2009

taint

A guy's taint is the area between his asshole and his scrotum with an intoxicating smell that produces an instant boner.

I like to smell Matt's taint when he wakes up -- it gives me an instant boner!

by USAF Cadet April 14, 2021

Taking Back Sunday

An incredible Band...they make amazing EMO/SCREAMO music...and if you listen to them closely their lyrics mean something and really make you think. Some say they suck live, well it is rather a matter of opinion. THey just...give off energy live though..

"Your lipstick, his collar.. don't bother Angel
I know exactly what goes on"

by jasonresno February 19, 2004

taint

the area of the crotch which separates the genitals from the ass-crack.

It t'aint the ass, and it t'aint the pussy. It's just the ever-sensitive taint. It's its own thing.

by championyx January 11, 2010

Taint Monopoly

The use of your taint when playing monopoly, instead of properties like Marvin Gardens

"I played Taint Monopoly the other day and i landed on Chris's Taint and had to pay 500 dollars"

by lordofthetaints August 8, 2008

Eight in the Taint

A size 8 shoe kicking the shit out of unsuspecting individual in the area between the genitals and the anus.

Mike: "Yo! What happened to you?"

Russ: "I told Claire to Shut the Fuck up, and she gave me a eight in the taint!"

by sh_rebel January 23, 2011

taking a piss

Phrase used it the UK to describe the action of taking advantage of the situation, in particular at work. Basically putting the least amount of work possible without getting sacked. The UK English equivalent of mailing it in in US English.

Q: Where is that damn capacity report, Tara should've been done 2 weeks ago?
A: Tara is taking a piss.

by Call Me Ishmael December 9, 2008