ditch troll

An aesthetically unpleasing woman.

'Fuck me was battered last night. Ended up with a right ditch troll'

by Steve September 23, 2003

Hand Trolley

When you receive a hand job from someone, ie getting 'jerked off'. See hand shandy.

Often quickly done in places like club bathrooms etc.

Guy 1: "Hey dude, where the hell have you been?"

Guy 2: "Sorry bra, just been in the bogs with this slapper."

Guy 1: "Get a hand trolley?"

Guy 2: "Fo sho."

Guy 1: "Nice. Slut."

by Twallas McGee November 8, 2009

roll out like a troll out

the act of moving from one location to another, mainly occuring in europe; said to have origin from a german fairy tale of a boy with large hands.

'we gotta get on the bus!"
"roll out like a troll out!"

by EFtoursaregreat August 22, 2008

cave troll

A computer programmer with no people skills. Is hidden in the backrooms of the office at all times.

That coder has the people skills of a toadstool. What a cave troll!

by Glamourgal June 5, 2005

Urban Dictionary troll

A type of idiots here in Urban Dictionary who decide to thumb down every single definition a single user wrote

WTF!?! I checked my definitions to see how many thumbs up and thumbs down yesterday, and again today, and today each definition had one more thumbs down than yesterday! Seems like the Urban Dictionary troll who posted shitload of retarded comments on my YouTube videos decided to come to Urban Dictionary to troll me and thumb down my definitions!

by NHRHS2010 June 16, 2011

Troll

The following is the unbiased accurate definition of trolls as defined by internet society.

1. Trolls (n.) – the most important and integral part of networked society. The largest, most effective, devoutly objective, chaotically neutral, uniform and selfless autonomous collective to ever grace existence as an order of peace, stability and power. A collective that does not require self-awareness. The last true charitable organization, where every action is one that does not serve the cause of advancement, personal gain, discrimination or betterment. And… the only defense we have against ourselves.

2. Troll (n.) - one who upsets another without reason or direct personal comments.

3. Troll (n.) - the only effective defense against internet tough guys and the spread of ITGS (SEE: Internet Tough Guy Syndrome)

Tom - "Hey Jim, if it wasn't for these damn trolls maybe we could actually enjoy this online game."

Jim - "Tom buddy, if it weren't for trolls people would never raise awareness of this online game's shortcomings and promote the cause for the betterment of all online gaming. But yeah that guy was an asshole, lets go play something else."

by Vaccist June 12, 2010

troll

Person who accesses internet forums with the expressed purposes of stirring up trouble or deliberately post contraversial material adverse to the general feeling of the majority of posters, or more often to be just plain fucking annoying and offensive. This is usually a result of an insane egotistical complexity that they cannot resolve in normal life, just plain old fashion attention seeking.

See Craig David on the Chavscum forum, and various other obvious and deliberate trolls.

by Spike T October 2, 2005