‘Three Week Lockdown’

When you bamboozle a nation into several months of restrictions.

Mum: Nicola Stuergeon has recently revealed a ‘Three week Lockdown’ to avoid the spread of the Omicron variant.

……….. 9 months later

Three week lockdown still going strong. Only allowed outside to receive your 9th booster jab.

by 12th Booster Jab December 21, 2021

bakersfield three way

When three guys split the cost of a gas station vending machine cock ring.

Did you see that woman pleaser in the bathroom vending machine? Let's go bakersfield three way on it.

by Ridiculous KPJ July 8, 2012

Three olives vodka

A cheap but very good tasting vodka that is the perfect handle for excessive drinking and beating your kids .

"Let's bool I got some three olives vodka."

by Alcohol n juuls August 12, 2018

three month relationship

noun; a three month relationship is the result of what happens when someone is skeptical about dating another person and they end up going out quickly realizing that it wont work out, these relationships on average last around three months hence "three month" it is an alternative to being friendzoned/put in the friendzone

joseph~hey sarah are you going out with kevin?
sarah~no, i dont want another dumb three month relationship

kevin~..... cries.....

by hoochimama6969 April 22, 2016

Three person tickler

Beating the shit out of your dick and then partner, while sing the lyrics to any 50s songs. Then find a third person and shove your fist as far up there ass as they spit on the other person face. Then you projectile cum on both of them, and then do a 3 hour anal session.

Any one up for a three person tickler?

by 5678m December 20, 2021

three day plugger

The large, hard, round mass that ends up in your rectum after you don't move your bowels for three days.

Man, I was just soaked in sweat after having to get that three day plugger out!

by puffertw April 28, 2017

Three Steaks Pam

Someone who would happily eat 3 steaks in one sitting. This shouldn’t be seen as a negative, more of an honour.

"'Oh, do you know what my wife Pamela had last night? Do you know what my fat, disgusting wide Pamela had? Three steaks.' Then they'll tell their wives and before you know it, I'll be known as Three Steaks Pam."

by Shiftybadger November 29, 2018