when on a beach (preferred, but may also partake away from the beach)when a woman is on her knees and forearms and her hands are in the praying position, and the guy kneels behind and proceeds to stick his wang into her anal orphace until he gets sand (or excrement)on his member, therefore being (beached)
by andyland June 19, 2004
Get the beached whalemug. When an horny mushroom goes alphabetical on a bouncy pair of tits, spewing his semen all over them. The vagina sucks on it balls, until it finally tears the skin a pubical hairs from. The couple then go to the local marine life center and have oral sex with an orcawhale, he whale shoots his wad all over the mushrooms ear. Then an australian tourist beats off in the whales blowhole. The orcalater dies.
by Astrotimmy January 17, 2009
Get the killer whale hide and seekmug. by Overline58 April 18, 2018
Get the bites whale bubblesmug. the act of unconditional love between two or more people. Cutting each other up into whales is the best thing you can do for your special someone if society in general won't let you be together.
by Rainydays4me March 11, 2010
Get the Cut you up into whalesmug. A male or female can be referred to as a whale-pig-trash-bag. A male that is a whale-pig-trash-bag is just a piece of shit in general. Lazy, schtoopid and a bad load when doing drank. A female whale-pig-trash-bag is a sloppy fat chick that likes to bang dudes and deep throat hammers.
by Ohhhohhh August 15, 2022
Get the Whale-pig-trash-bagmug. by Fluffy February 23, 2005
Get the Space Whalemug. by dagz June 9, 2005
Get the hung like a killer whalemug.