MASON BROWN

THE COOLEST PERSON EVER HE IS THE BEST MIDDLE SCHOOL SAXOPHONE PLAYER IN THE WORLD HE IS THE BEST IN HIS BAND AND IS SUPER COOL. HE CAN SOLVE A RUBIK'S CUBE IN ABOUT TWENTY SECONDS.

WHO THE F**K IS THAT?
THAT'S A MASON BROWN HES THE BEST.
HE'S BETTER THAN YOU AT EVERYTHING

by IAMNEVERWR0NG September 11, 2023

The Mason Switlick

When you hit the penjamin too hard and green out.

Oh I totally am about to hit the mason switlick after this blinker.

by Steve Hraby April 2, 2024

Mason

A giant veiny cock who will jizz for a half a turkey sandwich

Person 1: Hey is that Mason?
Person 2: Yeah
Person 1: Whered he get that turkey sandwich from?
Person 2: Me, I got him to blow his load for it
Person 1: Damn that's funny

by Hukeywucky April 30, 2022

Mason

Masons are the sweetest loving people ever if you ever need someone to help you just find a mason masons are one of the best friends ever I hope one day you can find a mason.

Wow I wish Mason was my friend!

Mason: of course I’ll be your friend!!! 💞💞

by The awesome girl February 10, 2021

Mason

Mason is a term for whenever you wanna confuse someone, so call them Mason, as they will be extremely confused since their name will most likely NOT be Mason.

"Okay Mason"
"But my name isn't Mason"
"It is now."

by Gl00mYw0rmZ May 15, 2022

Mason

A name commonly used as a synonym for the phrase “the best there is”. Mason is a name that rolls off the tongue. He’s very confident, outgoing, and social. Mason makes for a great boyfriend; he’s got a huge heart and he means it when he says “I love you.” Put all in effort in a relationship with Mason and you’ll get that same energy back. You’ll be very lucky to have a Mason in your life, especially if you get to tell him I love you and lie beside him at night. Plus the massive dick is a nice bonus!

“Did you see that guy at the football game last night?”
“For sure. He acted like a Mason, he seemed to know everybody!”

by Volleyball04 December 7, 2022

masoned

past tense verb, Derived from former University of Minnesota head football coach Glen Mason, to choke or screw up something that should be easy in dramatic fashion.

Dude i studied six hours for my basic math test, but i totally masoned it.

by scottyb38 May 6, 2008