The small harmless spiders that are commonly found on natural cut Christmas trees.
Sometimes can be a stow away spider that found its way to fake tree as well.
Sometimes can be a stow away spider that found its way to fake tree as well.
"Don't hurt the Christmas spider!"
"Christmas Spider's are our friends!"
"My family only found 3 Christmas spiders on our tree this year."
"Christmas Spider's are our friends!"
"My family only found 3 Christmas spiders on our tree this year."
by LunaCanzone August 21, 2009
hey mother fucker! So today is the day that fucking holy guy was born, right?
Jay: My girlfriend says that christmas is a crock'a shit cos' nowhere in the bible does it say that the big man was born on December 25th... It's also a time to be drunk and merry!
Toekzy; yeah... thats cool i guess... alright kids, i'm gonna let you in on a little secret..READY?
Jay: i'm a herion addict, i'll probly be your next president... WAAOOOWW!!
Jay: My girlfriend says that christmas is a crock'a shit cos' nowhere in the bible does it say that the big man was born on December 25th... It's also a time to be drunk and merry!
Toekzy; yeah... thats cool i guess... alright kids, i'm gonna let you in on a little secret..READY?
Jay: i'm a herion addict, i'll probly be your next president... WAAOOOWW!!
by Jay Molotov & Toekzy McVeigh December 25, 2004
A Mexican Christmas Present is the result of giving a girl a Donkey Punch, but instead of her butthole clenching up, she releases her bowels all over you like a Pinata, giving you - a Mexican Christmas Present.
"I tried to give Maria a Donkey Punch, but instead a tight fuck, she gave back a Mexican Christmas Present."
by rzerobzero February 21, 2012
A Controversy that arises now and then around Christmas over the displaying of christmas trees in public, government or locations where the public typically gathers (such as Banks, Grocery stores, etc) and is usually the result of someone having a problem with religious ideals and objects being on public display.
Typically considered political correctness run amuck given the absurdity of the dispute, especially considering that the Christmas tree is a relatively recent edition to the celebration of Christmas with origins in pagan religion and was almost instantly seized upon for its commercial applications by shops and business.
Typically considered political correctness run amuck given the absurdity of the dispute, especially considering that the Christmas tree is a relatively recent edition to the celebration of Christmas with origins in pagan religion and was almost instantly seized upon for its commercial applications by shops and business.
News reporter: a Christmas tree controversy today as Chase bank has told a branch of theirs that they can not put a Christmas tree on display and that it must be taken down after they received complaints from customers. Other customers have threatened to pull their money out of the bank if the tree is removed.
by Jacob Mei December 06, 2010
The multicolored particulate that gets matted in your pubic hair when you fall asleep after unprotected anal sex without showering, thus festooning one’s penis as if it has been bequeathed a Holiday Wreath from California’s Inland Valley.
I plowed that Lot Lizard at the Flying J and woke up to the smell of burnt soup, her Fresno Christmas Wreath around my Dick…
by Heath Oyama bangs horses November 16, 2021
Main Character: No I don't want Christmas, I hate the holiday and everyone who celebrates it.
Supporting characters: But you need to know The true meaning of Christmas, so you can feed the homeless, starving, kitten orphans.
Main Character: °o°
Supporting characters: But you need to know The true meaning of Christmas, so you can feed the homeless, starving, kitten orphans.
Main Character: °o°
by coolcyan February 19, 2021
When you get a gift for Christmas you may or may not have asked for, and use that gift for a week following Christmas. Then not ever use that gift following that week.
“I got a this cool wooden puzzle from my grandparents, but only played with it for a week. Christmas Gift Effect.*
by thehappycaucasian November 27, 2021