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teddy bear

a virile man who is nevertheless very gentle and kindhearted,in spite of his gruff manner.
10-year-old Michael's Uncle Lou,who is a big fat man with a rough manner,is really such a teddy bear. He and nephew Michael often fish together, and he is very loving towards his 3-year-old son Patrick,Michael's little cousin.
by JMC70 January 15, 2017
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Bear AIDS

If you are infected with bear AIDS, from any commonplace bear, you will in fact turn into a Werebear, and your facial hair will grow extremely fast, once a month your will turn into a bear; when there is no moon, and you will have the opportunity to ravage the townsfolk with your furry muzzle.
Tom: "Wow, what did Ross do with that grizzly last night?"
DAVE: "I dunno, but I think he got bear AIDS"
Tom: "That's cool i guess."
DAVE: "No dude once a month he becomes temperamental and goes to town and kills folks."
Tom: "Oh well F*** that Sh!T!!!!
by r0ss1234 January 30, 2012
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Bear repellent

The most essential product for going kayaking with
Javin - "SHIT ME A BEAR!!!"
Jack - "Don't worry holmes I gots me some bear repellent... BAMM!!"
by Pappa steve January 5, 2012
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titty bear

(n.) a plaything of comfort for an adult or child, usually soft, plush, and attached to a woman.
Example 1:
Sister One: Hey, can you watch Susie tonight?
Sister Two: Sure, what's her bedtime?
Sister One: Doesn't really matter, just make sure you hold her so she has access to your chest. Susie can't sleep without her titty bear.

Example 2:
Jackie: Damn, I miss my girl.
Jazz: What do you miss about her the most?
Jackie: I just to fall asleep with my hand cupped around her right boob. It's been so hard falling asleep without my titty bear.
by thatdarnjasmine February 25, 2011
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feeding the bears

that seat cover is feeding the bears at the chicken coop
by synister43 July 11, 2011
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Bear Wench

Someone who orders drinks and slides them onto everyone else's tabs and walks out crunk and a $10 bill. Unfortunately Karma is a bitch and that $10 tab evolves into a $5000 legal fee for all the trouble she's bound to get herself in.
Bear Wench: wtf I had 2 beers and a chupakabra and my bill is $150?!?! Where's the bear?!
by Donkz June 30, 2011
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Rizzly bear

Person one:"did you see that?"
Person two:"yeah, she totally fell for you."
Person one:"what can I say? I'm a rizzly bear"
by Rizz master December 10, 2022
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