The ancient, mystical art of claiming math was invented by your ancestors without doing the math of actually reading the Vedas. Popular among pseudo-historians and WhatsApp scholars, it's a misinterpretation of a book by Bharati Krishna Tirtha, who himself admitted his formulas aren't Vedic but just catchy branding.
Example 1:
"My uncle said Indians invented zero and Vedic Math proves we were the smartest people ever."
"Bro, your uncle needs to subtract his ignorance first."
The mathematical equivalent of wearing a T-shirt that says "I Lift," when the only thing you’ve lifted is an internet conspiracy.
Taglines:
"Because rewriting history is easier than reading it."
"For those who think math textbooks need a spiritual awakening."
"My uncle said Indians invented zero and Vedic Math proves we were the smartest people ever."
"Bro, your uncle needs to subtract his ignorance first."
The mathematical equivalent of wearing a T-shirt that says "I Lift," when the only thing you’ve lifted is an internet conspiracy.
Taglines:
"Because rewriting history is easier than reading it."
"For those who think math textbooks need a spiritual awakening."
by Cipher Nomad December 05, 2024
by Hqmanbams October 11, 2015
A name you call the hot guy that sits beside you in math class. Usually the BIGGEST (you know what i mean ;) fuckboy in your entire school. Instead of concentrating on your math work you daydream about things you'd do to him ;)
by Blondie007 March 08, 2017
An illogical reasoning and justification to making any decision or acting a certain way, used primarily by woman to describe stupid straight cis-males with brown-ish genitals.
« Hey bestie, this delulu dude Alex sent me a dickpic, thinking he’ll smash, even tho we barely know each other. »
« Oh girl, that’s definitely brown math ! »
« Oh girl, that’s definitely brown math ! »
by miseryboy August 08, 2024
by John Yang April 08, 2018
by John Yang March 27, 2018
Liver math is the calculation(s) you make throughout the night to help determine if you are sober enough to drive home.
Alcohol is processed by the body at a determined rate (generally one beer/shot/wine glass an hour), and you can save yourself a night in the drunk tank and some legal fees by adhering to liver math.
Liver math or cab fare. Either is a wise choice. Disregard at your own peril.
Alcohol is processed by the body at a determined rate (generally one beer/shot/wine glass an hour), and you can save yourself a night in the drunk tank and some legal fees by adhering to liver math.
Liver math or cab fare. Either is a wise choice. Disregard at your own peril.
Friend #1: "My ex just showed up here with her new bf. I'm leaving as soon as the liver math allows it."
Friend #2: "No way! You're my ride! Let's get fucked up and take a cab when the bar closes. I'll drive you to your car tomorrow."
Friend #1: "Good call. Screw that bitch, anyway."
Friend #2: "No way! You're my ride! Let's get fucked up and take a cab when the bar closes. I'll drive you to your car tomorrow."
Friend #1: "Good call. Screw that bitch, anyway."
by mrbean34 March 10, 2014