by MajorStinkee December 13, 2015
A description of your asshole after you've have a really hard time dropping a turd. It feels like its stretched and shit is everywhere.
by Trashboy November 16, 2014
It has a really bad tiktok infestation. And kids are basic from e-boys/girls to hype beasts and thots. Everyone who says they are normal are closet thots or straight up simps.
by FriscoSIMP July 05, 2020
Part of or related to Texas celebrations, people, excitement, the Alamo, cowboys, cactuses, cows, etc.
Melanie had a very Texas-ian Christmas becuase she spent it in Texas with her Texas relatives and Texas sun and Texas weather.
by CJK92 December 25, 2009
A celebratory gesture performed by two persons briefly, yet forcefully colliding their hands in mid-air when they come to the realization that Texas, and all things related to it, is awesome in a way that the lesser peoples of the world can never understand.
Note: The word must also be said when the action is being performed.
Note: The word must also be said when the action is being performed.
J: Wow, the King Ranch here in Texas is bigger than the state of Rhode Island.
S: Aaaaaaaaaaand.... *Texas Five*
M: This Dr Pepper is awesome! It was also created in Texas!
F: Oh yeah! *Texas Five*
S: Aaaaaaaaaaand.... *Texas Five*
M: This Dr Pepper is awesome! It was also created in Texas!
F: Oh yeah! *Texas Five*
by BuddingWordsmith May 11, 2011
When you cum in your sisters mouth. Your mom walks in and starts to fuck you. You come again, but into the mothers mouth. Your sister and mother spit the cum into each other's pussy and then eat each other out.
by Gay Fag Bag December 06, 2016
by Emmy Stevens March 31, 2019