swamp whore

A woman who is so ate up she looks like she just came out of a swamp porn train and may have something that Jesus cant fix.

Sheila looks like a swamp whore, but she didnt care she got her crack rock and life was grand.

by Starcitychild September 13, 2017

Swamp Fart

When one farts and liquid poop comes our of your ass and down your legs

I swamp farted in Mrs.Sues class.

by War8ing June 01, 2022

Swamp Swipe

Ones testicles must be manifested in sweat for some time, before wiping them upon the face of your spouse.

I had a hard day at work yesterday, when I got home the wife was asleep, so I gave her a swamp swipe!

by T91G March 31, 2022

Swamp Logging

the act of defecating on someone's anus and then having anal sex with them.

After a long night of drinking Hamm's, Gregor needed to defecate, but he was horny. He was destined to go swamp logging.

by ross_perot September 13, 2010

Swamp Monster

Any politician who has spent a majority of their life in office.

MItch McConnell is a swamp monster

by The4horseman December 23, 2020

Swamp Monster

Swamp Monster: a highly opinionated, if not downright self-righteous partisan hack that thrives on verbally abusing other people in order to amuse themselves and other partisan hacks.

Ann Coulter recently asked North Korea to nuke Seattle, confirming once and for all, that she is just another swamp monster.

by polygeek April 08, 2017

Swamp Monster

The neglect of bathing; specifically washing or shaving your genetalia, so when your genitals are visible they resemble a putrid swamp monster.

"I dont think I will be going on dates with Tyler anymore... when we were about to have sex he pulled out a Swamp Monster"

by ShootFastEatAss69 July 28, 2022