drain the swamp

Going number three; Going number 1 out your number 2; having diarrhea; Trump's presidency.

Man, it really hurts to wipe. This is the sixth time in two hours I've had to drain the swamp.

by theironblitz March 4, 2017

alabama swamp ass

A smelly fluid that secretes from hillbillys after they run after supper

"Man pa, yous sure does smely likes swammp ass"

by Mason Beveridge September 28, 2003

Swamp Donkey

An unusually fat, ugly, tasteless woman who would sleep with pathetic men.

Did you see that swamp donkey with low enough standards to sleep with attention whoring fat shitty musicians who make endless youtube videos of their crappy songs.

by sweatymanwrassler February 19, 2011

Swamp Donkey

A girl that is so nasty and ugly that she looks like a donkey that just crawled out of a swamp

I gotta get to a new school. All these swamp donkeys got fattitude.

by OhThatsRich August 22, 2012

Swamp Witch

A horrible, life sucking, death dealing whore, who takes pleasure in whoring it up almost every moment of every day.

Guy 1: Oh Shit!
Guy 2: What?!
Guy 3: It's Swamp Witch, we better get the fuck outta here guys!

by Ramalus Riverdance March 2, 2010

Nanner Scamper

During a boring sexual intercourse session, in which the male is on top. He quickly removes and exchanges his penis for a banana that resembles member. After inserting the banana he swiftly and silently scampers away.

"Last night with Mary I just wasn't feeling it, so I gave her the old Nanner Scamper and went to play some COD."

by Walsh Walsher April 14, 2009

swamp junk

The condensation that occurs when the swamp ass makes a magical journey over the fleshy fun bridge to the genital region

After i finished engaging in a marathon of a sexual encounter, i could feel the sweat from my swamp ass dribbling down my fleshy fun bridge and condesating into a severe case of swamp junk.

by Jitty Titty June 13, 2006