Me and Joe walk home after a long night at the bar and enter the apartment knocked up. Unexpectedly Joe pulls me onto the bed and begins to strip down morning for me to do the same. Surprise Sex wasn't on my agenda but I don't mind adding it!;)
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V. the action of dipping one's meatstick in the sand while boning your girl/victim while they are on their back and then proceeding to stick it in the vagina thus giving her a painful orgasm
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Get the The Surpriser mug.The Iceland Surprise is best done during the winter when it is cold and snowy outside. After finishing coitus in the doggy style position, ask your partner "Is it cold in Iceland?" After the inevitable "Huh?" or "What?", proceed to take an icicle and inserting it into the meat tunnel of your partner in fornication. Yell "Surprise!" and hope that your actions will lead to the freezing of their juices.
Guy 1: So what did you do during the black out last night? It was like...negative ten outside.
Guy 2: Oh ya know, found some chick to fuck. I totally pulled the Iceland Surprise. And on top of that, I pulled a Sheboygan on her using snow instead of glitter!
Guy 1: Oh that's cold dude, real cold.
Guy 2: Oh ya know, found some chick to fuck. I totally pulled the Iceland Surprise. And on top of that, I pulled a Sheboygan on her using snow instead of glitter!
Guy 1: Oh that's cold dude, real cold.
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The Herman, also known as, The Gentleman's Surprise.
To preform the Herman, ejaculate in an object that is commonly used by someone unbeknownst by the owner or frequent user of said object to leave a nice surprise. Such objects can be, but are not limited to, shoes, helmets, pockets, socks, hats, opened alcoholic drinks, and even wallets and purses, preferably while they are not in use.
The Herman, also known as, The Gentleman's Surprise.
To preform the Herman, ejaculate in an object that is commonly used by someone unbeknownst by the owner or frequent user of said object to leave a nice surprise. Such objects can be, but are not limited to, shoes, helmets, pockets, socks, hats, opened alcoholic drinks, and even wallets and purses, preferably while they are not in use.
by Austin Johnson/ Steve Sutton November 14, 2007
Get the the gentleman's surprise mug.the act of wrapping your partners head using a whole roll of duct tape leaving only a mouth hole. then using her mouth for oral pleasure. the surprise is how she will get 100 ft of duct tape off of her head!!!
billy: i gave cindy a stephenville suran wrap surprise !!!
tommy: how was it ??
billy: it was awesome till i couldnt figure out how to get all of that duct tape off. i had do ditch her !!!
tommy: how was it ??
billy: it was awesome till i couldnt figure out how to get all of that duct tape off. i had do ditch her !!!
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