cock stump

A someone who is short enough that you can put your junk on their head and let it rest.

Look at that girl, "I could use her as a cock stump."

by Shrekalec September 10, 2009

snuggle studying

Studying with a buddy in your dorm will snuggling on the bed under the same blanket.

Ex. Shafonda walked in on Chelsea and Jessica snuggle studying their Ancient Roman map together on the bed

by JA27 September 20, 2009

serious stubble

Facial hair that is in limbo between stubble and beard. Too much hair for it to be stubble, but still not enough for a beard.

person 1: man that is some serious stubble you got there!
person 2: I know! any longer and it will be a full beard

by UM North Quad April 11, 2010

Energetic Student

A student who goes beyond the requirements of a lecture and solves proofs or other example that the professor skips over in lecture.

Student: "Dr. Arnold, could you explain how we go from omega to gamma?"

Prof.: "I will leave that to the energetic student."

by Big Jay Mr. MSR October 18, 2012

too stupid to insult

Used when someone is stupid enough to the point where if you were to insult them, they wouldn't get it.

Person 1: Is Halo based off a true story?
Person 2: You are literally too stupid to insult

by le anon November 9, 2013

patrick stump fan

Patrick stump fan: is always socially awkward when it comes to every thing, is confused when people say Pete Wentz is their celebrity heartthrob when patrickbis clearly a little marshmallow to them. They love the album soul punk and knows exactly what Patrick is saying in sugar we're going down and this ain't a scene it's an arms race

Patrick stump fan: I love Patrick stump so much he's my little marshmallow

Pete wentz fan: isn't he the bassist for fall out boy?

Patrick stump fan: *head turns slowly* Excuse me?! Pete wentz is the bassist, Patrick stump is the lead singer and if you think he's not a tiny marshmallow of cuteness you're dead to me

Pete wentz fan: *slowly backs away*

by SAVE ROCK AND ROLL December 26, 2016

Patrick Stump

MMMMMMMMMMHMMMMMM THAT'S SOME GOOD SHIT-
HE'S SO SHORT AND STUBBY BUT SO ADORBALE AND NRINRJRBRKR

"No one can pull of a fedora."

` Patrick Stump can. `

by smol-aesthetic-weirdo March 26, 2017