united states

Although a country bloated on consumer economy and Big Mac's, the United States of America is diverse, free, and varied in ecosystems and landscapes. People of other nations seem to convienently forget that the USA hands out millions of dollars (and probably more) to charities, relief efforts, foreign aid, and education, among other things. The USA has faults, like *every other country in the entire world*. But it seems to me the downtrodden people sneaking into America are biting their tongues...

The United States government has remained stable for over 200 years. And I can't recall the last incredibly bloody "revolution", so much like the European ones, that's happened here...

by angel of music January 31, 2005

State Run Media

Any network that is more interested in protecting political administrations then actually reporting the real news. They will often decline to report any bad things these administrations do in order to make them look better they they actually are. The state run media consists of the news networks of ABC, CBS, CNN, & NBC and all of their affiliates.

Tom: Dude I just heard the story on the radio about how the President actually knew about the attacks on our embassy before it actually took place.

Bill: Really!...man, I have to stop watching the state run media, they won't report anything that makes Obama look bad!

by Thotho September 28, 2012

United States of America

The most generous country in the world...sometimes too generous in my opinion.

US:What's wrong world?
World:(crying and sniffling) My kitty died! :-(
US: That's unfortunate. Here's a couple hundred million dollars my hardworking citizens paid. I was gonna spend it on education and defense and whatnot, but you need it more.
World:(takes the money) Cheapass! (spits in US's face)

by The Scrumptrilizer January 17, 2005

StateVsMichigan

1) A football game played once every year between the Michigan State Spartans and the Michigan Wolverines.

2) Any other sporting event in which the two teams play each other.

1) "What are you doing right now?"
"Watching the StateVsMichigan game of course."
"Who's winning?"
"Michigan State, duh."

2) "Why did State have to win again?"
"Cuz Ann Arbor's a whore."

by LiveXAndXLearnX3 September 20, 2009

Oregon State University

A four year agricultural college located in Corvallis, Oregon. Known as the dumping grounds for Lewis and Clark, Reed, and University of Oregon rejects. Mostly attended by kids from small Oregon towns.

Kid from Grants Pass: Portland and Eugene are too big for me and I only received adequate grades in high school. I have decided to attend Oregon State University over Eastern Oregon. I hear they have the #1 Sheep Studies program in the country.

by Portlandia2 March 28, 2011

the 51st State

see Canadia.

Canadia. You know,the happy burned-out neighbor to the north.

by my name November 26, 2003

state

'that state' or 'a state' - describes a person you has drank one too many bottles of courvoisier before a night out

"hey James, you look like your in that state"

by JP slow July 29, 2004