Sperminate

To squirt cum at a person or object.

Opps, I just sperminated my computer screen, darn you Linda Tripp, you sexy transvestite.

by www.geocities.com/project_fallen June 5, 2004

spermcicle

Sperm that is frozen with the intent to impregnate a future babymama, wife, ho, bitch, slut, or any other member of the female persuasion.

Judy and Brad found a donor! They're going to bust his spermcicles out of the bank this weekend and try to squeeze out a pup by New Years.

by Miss Sperm A-lot December 15, 2007

spermanator

a dude or dudette doing someone bad
major diss if said like: ur mom's a spermanator...

guy one:dude ur moms a spermanator
chick: omg u suck
guy one: u swallow
chick:...

by 9045 henry November 5, 2006

spermwhale

a large female who has uncontrollable urges for sperm.

"Dude, Jerome, this girl wants my nuts. Too bad she's fricken spermwhale."

by CrotchOtter February 14, 2009

spermed

(v) To have sex with, or impregnate someone.

Sir Williams: Hey Cletus, I spermed your old lady.
Cletus: Whaaaaa?
Shondra: Oh no he di''nt!

by Sperminator September 7, 2008

spermination

ejaculation

dude check out this spermination. (semen launches across the room)

by the malignant one June 28, 2003

spermatorrhea

The uncontrollable flow of sperm from the penis due to a failure of qi.

"Hey man, it looks like you spilled some yogurt on your pants."

"Oh, no, i didn't. My qi is all outta whack and now i've got a terrible case of spermatorrhea."

by Morgoth the dark lord of dirt February 1, 2010