pecker sock

A sock that goes around the penis

A sock used to cum into. It harder everytime it dries. A pecker sock is just a different word for "cum sock"
"Hey Bill, why's your sock so hard?"
"It's my pecker sock, if you know what I mean." "Ooooh can I lick it?"
by Help_me6601 July 19, 2022
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Sock Splooge

semen in a sock after a guy ejaculates
Dude, you're so stupid, you should have been sock splooge or swallowed

semen splooge sock swallowed
by emg67 February 23, 2015
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Hospital sock

The urethra of a male patient used to smuggle drugs ( especially weed) into the hospital, when the prison wallet is unavailable due to potential suppositories.
Patient 1: How did you manage to get that joint into the hospital?

Patient 2: I stuffed it into my hospital sock.
by Silver_Neon January 16, 2020
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Aids Socks

A stupid idea with a logical train of though leading up to it.
(So named from the tv STD adverts featuring gonnorhea underwear etc.)

Person 1: Your frisbee is on the roof? I'll climb up and get it.

Person 2: Yeah, thanks

Person 1: Hey you know what, I reckon I should make my own parachute and like, jump off that roof!

Person 2: *slaps*
That's on par with Aids Socks, you eejit
by Amski D October 05, 2008
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Sock Liam

Means to eat Liam’s head off and continue to take a hokey stick and shove it up his decapitated nose hole
Liam prepare your self for the sock liam
by Dooley boiii January 23, 2022
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sock porn

porn of guys using a sock as a condom.

dicks are referred to as sock cocks
Guy 1: Have you ever watched sock porn?

Guy 2: Nah, I don't enjoy sock cock that much
by I Love Mixing Salad February 19, 2017
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camp sock

using a sock to wipe your ass when nothing else is available
whew!, thank god i was wearing shoes instead of sandals today!, this camp sock will do just fine.
by andy fike December 01, 2009
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