Second Hand iPod

Any person who sings the song currently playing on their iPod wanting to let the whole world know how bad their singing talent is.

Ugh, that girls being a Second Hand iPod.

by LiberalMania April 7, 2009

Scony Mack

The back of a woman's knee.

Check out those mother fuckin scony macks!

Damn that scony mack looks tight!

Sorry dude I didn't hear you. I was entranced by that scony mack.

by hooker in barney outfit April 25, 2011

secondhand swag

Having so much swag it begins to rub off on the people around you.

Hey man can you take your swag somewhere else? I'm starting to develop secondhand swag.

by thegoodbyerocketship July 8, 2011

five second fling

a phenomenon that occurs when you think someone is attractive for a fleeting moment then come to your senses and think them repulsive once more

You're never going to guess who I had a five second fling with!

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

Three Second Miracle

The Three Second Miracle is one of the rarest events to take place on Earth. This is when a guy who should remain a perpetual virgin gets with a girl drunk enough to let him have sex with her. Then after inserting his penis, in all his glory, the man experiences the three second miracle, for never again will he have the opportunity to have sex.

Man: "Wow that was great"
Woman: "Wait what? your done already"
Man: "yea, it was like a three second miracle"

by KeithPhef May 6, 2009

3 second spin cycle

the act of giving a dirty article of clothing (esp. a shirt) a heavy dose of spray deodorant to mask any smell or foul odor. usually done in an emergency where all other items are dirty or otherwise unusable or the item is just well liked.

yo whats that smell?

sorry man, 3 second spin cycle

o gotcha

by sparky420 July 4, 2010

5 second rule

an excuse to eat food off the floor.

Eric: *walking along, sees a piece of candy on the ground* NOM
Jason: Dude...
Eric: 5 SECOND RULE

by mr. fluffy penguin man March 10, 2011