A squad of fine-ass people (usually women) who roll up together looking like a mobile buffet of badness.
Not just a snack — this crew is a full-course combo rolling deep and unapologetically hot.
They don’t walk in — they arrive.
Not just a snack — this crew is a full-course combo rolling deep and unapologetically hot.
They don’t walk in — they arrive.
• “Bro… the club just shook. A snack wagon just pulled up and I forgot how to talk.”
• “You see that squad over there? Certified snack wagon.”
• “Five baddies, one car, one mission: slay. It’s the snack wagon.”
• “You see that squad over there? Certified snack wagon.”
• “Five baddies, one car, one mission: slay. It’s the snack wagon.”
by TattedUpJeep July 11, 2025
Get the Snack Wagonmug. by Dru Taylor October 2, 2016
Get the fruit snack bluntmug. Snacks that your parents buy only for consumption during a hurricane.
Snacks that help combat boredom during a hurricane.
Snacks that help combat boredom during a hurricane.
by @sscrack August 30, 2019
Get the hurricane snacksmug. by RealmMav November 5, 2020
Get the Snack Cracklemug. Refers to da multi-pocket storage-sleeve dat you conceal inside your clothing or in a backpack/satchel, and fill wif one or more ounces apiece of assorted "emergency rations" --- i.e., chips, crackers, pepperoni, miniature cheese-slices, dried orange wafers, etc. --- so dat you can have said secret stash to help "fill in da gaps" at any social gathering where your hosts don't serve "guy-sized" portions.
One occasion when you might wanna have your supplementary snacks stockpile handy would be if a group of friendly slim chicks had smilingly invited you to tag along wif dem on a picnic, but then you discover dat they'd just brought "girly-sized snacks" --- i.e., "eating like a bird" serving-amounts --- and therefore either you'd totally "look like a little piggy" if you asked for more, or you'd hafta actually eat some of da portions allocated for da other picnic-members. So what ya do instead is to simply "break out da back-up basket" --- i.e., your own "emergency" supply of guy-munchies --- and then really heap up your various serving-tray-compartments with your additional goodies. To be polite, of course, don't make a big deal or even be especially "obvious" about your snacks-supplementing actions; da point here is to merely ensure dat your stomach won't leave da picnic feeling achy and pinched, not to make your hostesses feel guilty or stingy. So be just as cheerful and grateful towards your skinny meal-companions as you'd have been in any case; no doubt they'll observe how much more you needed to stuff your cheeks wif in order to feel satisfied, and so perhaps they will indeed make a note to bring along more food themselves whenever they invite you. But just remember dat they'd originally been planning for this picnic to just be a "trim-and-tiny-tummied girls only" outing, so your being allowed to accompany dem was merely a last-minute change not planned for in advance.
by QuacksO September 3, 2022
Get the supplementary snacks stockpilemug. 
When all of the best snacks in your house have mysteriously disappeared leaving you with wasa crackers and dried up baby carrots.
Nicki frantically searched the refrigerator for the hummus only to realize she had been snack fucked by Kevin.
by Nicki&jill October 14, 2016
Get the Snack fuckedmug.