Sloppy Susan

The act of hovering the bare anus over either an aware or unaware recipient. The host then proceeds to deliver a burst of hot, explosive, spraying diarrhea into the subject's face and or mouth. Similar to the Hot Carl. Side effects may include severe sinus polyps, nasal congestion and anal leakage. Synonym to the Afghani Afterbirth.

My girlfriend thought it would be kinky if I gave her a Sloppy Susan. She must think differently now that she has a severe case of sinus polyps!

by tpatora October 12, 2009

The Sloppy Platypus

A sex position that is commonly used while the man is bending over a bed, the woman is laying underneath the man. One of her feet go around either of his legs and the other leg goes around his mid-waist. she thrust upward in this motion. It is used for the most sensitive and pleasurable adventure.

Ryan and I had amazing sex last night! We preformed the Sloppy Platypus on our brand new water bed! His depth perception was amazing!

by Dr. Sex. January 22, 2012

sloppy whopper

noun
The act of slapping an erect penis which is covered with a viscus substance, such as molasis or honey, against someones cheek.

Cam gave Mitch a sloppy whopper.

by joesalt September 17, 2005

slappyass

slappyass is a sexual game where the rules are simple... leave a fitting handprint for the handprint finale

i played slappyass with my girl all night long.

by DaDdY_MoJo November 29, 2006

sloppy gator

A University of Florida Fan that has imbibed too much alcohol either before, during or after a football game, during the weekend or any day of the week in which one is drinking and exhibits some or all of the following qualities: rambling, yelling, the inability to stand on two feet, slurring of words, constantly falling down, vomiting, urinating ones self, and lacking a sense of general direction.

"Remember the time Parrish got drunk and ended up sleeping in his truck and the cop that found him told him that nobody likes a sloppy gator?"

by Oh The Shenanigans December 5, 2007

slappin' salamis

when 2 males will slap their cocks against each other.
first one to get an erection loses.

You wanna go try some slappin' salamis?
Nah, i know ill lose ;)

by Javier McWoo January 6, 2008

slapping the Pope

A Catholic euphemism for male autoerotic stimulation.

The priest spent all night slapping the Pope until his hat came off and his head exploded.

by Kristian Berry May 8, 2008