Simonsmelly

When you take an obnoxiously aggressive dump, something that really makes the hairs on your neck raise.

I was late for work because I had to take a 30 minute simonsmelly.

by justtooka August 4, 2023

Simonas

A legend, a pure legend that has a girlfriend and has a tiktok called bambahh, some celebrity

Damn bro, Your a Simonas
Thanks Man

by Urabangod August 5, 2023

Simona

A person who doesn’t like you, but gives you mixed signals.

“Dude…she kissed me on the neck last night.”
“Classic Simona move. Be careful.”

by aksel26 August 7, 2023

Simon loader

Vodka lime and soda

Can I have a Simon loader

by CDC 137 August 25, 2023

Simon loaders

Vodka lime and soda

Please May I have a double Simon loaders with ice and a slice

by PBod August 25, 2023

simon cowell

booooo

"simon cowell? boooooo!"

by anonymous August 27, 2023

Simoned

Simoned is the act of bringing your child or your children on a first date or a late night meetup for casual sex.

A Simon is a guy who sees no problem with this.... "I don't care... if a chick's kid is watching us, it's no different than their pets". A true Simon gets down no matter when, where or what. Kids, pets, grandparents, neighbors, they all have no effect on a Simon when he has his laser sights are set on the poon!

Man...I was so Horney the other night...I Simoned this chick at the crack Ambassador Motel on 50. Her 3 yo kid was passed out on the bed next to us. After I finished (about 7 minutes later) I told her I was leaving and she got upset because she came all the way out there and brought her son too, she was like: "I thought we were gonna chill together for a bit".

Simon: "B#@!H This aint no stay-cation....I got what I needed... I'm out"

She got SIMONED 100!!

by Skin Hitter July 10, 2024