stanley steamer

verb; when your partner sucks on the pubes or "carpet" of their partner to search and clean out any goodies in such area

Guy 1: Dude how was your date with Kristy last night?

Guy 2: Dude it was so nasty! I gave her a stanley steamer and found a tooth, troll doll and a bag of box tops!

Guy 1; Nasty!

by grimmith September 28, 2009

Candy Apple Steamer

When your partner defecates in your mouth & they accidently (or intentionally) let loose a hemorrhoid blood pocket.

My lady can't get enough of those candy apple steamers!

by Jimmy C. May 10, 2005

texas steamshovel

when you take a long submarine shaped piece of shit, freeze it completely, and use it as a ribbed dildo for your ass

I fuck myself with shit

by the watcher April 17, 2006

cajun steamer

A sex act that involves siphering jumbalaya inside the vagina of the female with a tube. The male (optional) then sucks it out and partaketh in it in a great feast. Tabasco sauce is optional, but encouraged.

Me and my old girl were eating at Emeril's restaraunt when I decided I was in the mood for a cajun steamer. Now she's in ICU at Grady!

by Ace Rockola March 28, 2007

Cleveland Steamer

When a man takes a shit on a girl's chest after or when they are having sex.

Cleveland Steamer: The man gets on top of the girl and takes a shit on her chest. Simple as that.

by pspfreak9689769 September 22, 2009

steamboat willie

During the act of having anal sex with a woman while she has her period, one reaches under her to find the string of the tampon and gently tugs at it shouting, "Toot toot, Steamboat Willie".

"Dude, my girl is on the rag, so I guess I'll just have to play Steamboat Willie"

by SpartanAOD January 11, 2009

arabian steamer

When you give a person arabian goggles and shit on their face, neck, or chest.

Last night, when Robert was sleeping, he got arabian steamers from everybody at the party.

by Bob McFarley May 13, 2005