T-shirt

Being T-shirt means some one is being nice to you and your being mean to them

Person A: Yo what's up man
Person B: Oh fuck off
Person A: C'mon now just, what's up?
Person B: Fuck off you prick you know what's wrong
Person A: Ok, Ok. Be a T-shirt then..

by Some-mentle-cunt May 25, 2021

J Shirt

A Shirt you wipe your come with

Man fuck that sock, I got me a J Shirt

by MrJizzShirt August 8, 2021

Little Italy T-Shirt

Bullet-proof vest. As worn by mobsters in "Little Italy"

The Boss survived. Thanks to his Little Italy T-Shirt.

by Filligrees_Daddy August 18, 2021

Green Shirt Man

The longest-term resident in an apartment building, whose wardrobe consists mainly of green shirts. Useful for dealing with dfs and employing people like Scrapey man. Usually solitary and hermit-like, unless provoked.

Green Shirt Man to the rescue!

by Googles January 23, 2004

Shirt Nigga

A nigga who wears a shirt in the pool

Bruh why does that nigga Chris always wear a shirt in the pool. He’s a shirt nigga LOL.

by SheckWes123 September 12, 2024

to nirvana-shirt

To ask a niche question about a specific topic in a condescending or exclusionary manner with the intent of testing a person’s knowledge on a subject of interest

She asked me about what I thought about the shrink-wrapping problem when I told her I liked dinosaurs, she was totally trying to nirvana-shirt me!

by pijay July 23, 2025

Shirt off shit

When you take a shit and it becomes so intense that you have to remove your shirt for air.

Okay I’m back guys I just had to take the most agonizing shirt off shit ever. That toilet is finished.

by Doshiku August 1, 2025