Green Shirt Man

The longest-term resident in an apartment building, whose wardrobe consists mainly of green shirts. Useful for dealing with dfs and employing people like Scrapey man. Usually solitary and hermit-like, unless provoked.

Green Shirt Man to the rescue!

by Googles January 23, 2004

Shirt Nigga

A nigga who wears a shirt in the pool

Bruh why does that nigga Chris always wear a shirt in the pool. He’s a shirt nigga LOL.

by SheckWes123 September 12, 2024

to nirvana-shirt

To ask a niche question about a specific topic in a condescending or exclusionary manner with the intent of testing a person’s knowledge on a subject of interest

She asked me about what I thought about the shrink-wrapping problem when I told her I liked dinosaurs, she was totally trying to nirvana-shirt me!

by pijay July 23, 2025

Shirt off shit

When you take a shit and it becomes so intense that you have to remove your shirt for air.

Okay I’m back guys I just had to take the most agonizing shirt off shit ever. That toilet is finished.

by Doshiku August 1, 2025

International no shirt day

No shirt, no problem.

International no shirt day "no shirt on for a day"

by Annonguy8211 August 8, 2025

Shirt-Dickin'

Shirt-Dicking: The active only wearing a shirt leaving one's bait and tackle to swing in the breeze like a church bell.

Ever pooped in the Philippines? You never knew your BH could breath so clearly after, only problem is youre Shirt-Dickin' your dignity while you use a butt-sponge to car-wash dinner off your turd-cutter.

by Travis the Impaler September 1, 2025

The misfits shirt incident

When a guy named cooper Kenneth miller jacked off with another guy named Ayden in his room making direct eye contact before violently ejaculating on his red misfits shirt

Ayden is still traumatized From the misfits shirt incident

by 1dk123456789 December 5, 2025