cumplain shake

A thick creamy bitter Sweet medicinal mixture of freshly squeezed breast milk and ejaculated semen, which is then blended together and stored at room temperature until it sours, that has been proven to stop chronic complaining by inducing vomiting followed by hysterical laughter. It can be taken orally or used as a skin cream.

Side effects may include frequent urination, vomiting, highly contagious rashes, itchy skin lesions, blindness or blurred vision if it makes direct contact with the eyes, and pregnancy if misused as a vaginal suppository.

The lines for the complaint departments have become so backed up we've had to switch from sympathizing or trying to resolve issues, to administering large doses of a cumplain shake.

by King of the Bomangoddies November 17, 2019

alabama shakedown

When you shake a blind man or woman until they see again.

Bro, i was so drunk last night i gave some random person an alabama shakedown. It was enlightening for the both of us!

by pastafanatic31 September 15, 2020

hate shake

It is hating someone so much, that the only fitting way to have sex with them is to fiercely fuck them analy that cum and feces spill out their ass

Fuck that piece of shit, I would love to give them a hate shake.

by Real Human 69 March 3, 2021

Harlem Shakes

A slang term for a fake seizure. Could be considered racist by 2021 standards.

Doctor: "looks like you have case of the Harlem shakes."

Patient: *shakes harder* "but I'm have a seizure"

Doctor: "If you were really having a seizure you wouldn't be able to talk"

by Suprchkn April 20, 2021

Caramel shake

When you cum in a light skins ass

Bro I just ate a Caramel shake out of Peyton last night

by BloodyClot March 24, 2021

Neapolitan Shake

When you cum in someone’s mouth and pour cocaine in, then shit in their mouth and then punch them so hard they start bleeding.

Will: Yo, me and my girl broke up last night.
Peter: Why, what happened?
Will: She said I wasn’t kinky enough in bed, so I tried giving her a Neapolitan Shake.

by breezechain September 4, 2021

Donkey shake

A different form of foot job. Commonly done in Kitchens with multiple people watching.

Damn… they gave that kid a mean donkey shake

by King foot November 23, 2021