scottish pudding

When a male wipes his ass with a women's skirt

We were all out of toilet paper so I decided to just go with some Scottish Pudding.

by scotlandyard May 17, 2006

Scott

A rocker that throws down regardless of what holiday is pissing him and his peers off. Most famous for having fought Godzilla with one mic, one guitar, and one hand tied behind his back in an electric metal showdown. A Scott is regarded as one of the most dangerous creatures on any musical scene for an uncanny ability to endlessly pimp women thought unobtainable by hundreds of scientists. Seeing a Scott in real life is the equivalent of seeing Achilles pillage the city of Troy.

Spectator 1: "I can't believe Achilles killed Hector like that."
Spectator 2: "I can't believe Scott banged Achilles mother and sister in a threesome."

by Small Paws December 24, 2010

Scott's Milf

The mother of any one or more than one friend that is incredibly hot. The difference between a "milf" and a Scott's Milf" is that the latter has an inclination to release sexual tension on the friends belonging to her firstborn son.

Student 1: Dude, while you were shooting your air gun, I just had hot, steamy sex with the Scott's Milf if you know what I mean.

Student 2: Bro, that's my mom!

by heidylover September 1, 2010

scott lundy

big ginger gay fuck

scott lundy is gay

by andy elliott March 5, 2011

Scottish Syndrome

Scottish Syndrome is were you appear different in every single photo, on facebook it is hard to tell if you hot because even in your tagged pictures its like a new person every photo.

ohhh man that girl defo has scottish syndrome look, shes fit here, and not here.

by WhosBen May 6, 2011

scott eastwood

Biggest babe you will ever find... he is a mix between a fucking amazing guy and a god. i'd love to marry and have kids with Scott Eastwood.

Damn i want to fuck me a scott eastwood
Scott Eastwood is a sex symbol

by scotteastwoodxoxo August 13, 2017

scottish nationalist

A bitter and twisted, usually bigoted, denizen of Scotland (a.k.a. North Albania) who still lives in the 14th Century. A Scottish Nationalist will often contend that his country has "the English jackboot" on its neck, when in reality, Scotland is a nation full of workshy freeloaders, content to pick up their giro and get wasted on Buckfast. "Jackboot on the neck"? No, more like Scottish lips welded to the English nipple, and sucking furiously.

"Shall I go to work today? No I dinnae have to. I'm a Scottish nationalist, and the bl**dy English will pay my giro"

by Grim^Reaper October 27, 2007