piss stain

Someone who is really annoying and you really can't stand.

Cristiano Ronaldo is such a piss stain. I wish he'd get his legs broken.

by Tommy Noka May 7, 2011

Piss and roll

Everyone in the house uninates before going to the next party or to the bars.

"ok its time to go"
"Wait we gotta piss and roll first"
"ok piss and roll outta here"

by Jimmy England June 28, 2007

piss proud

A term to describe waking up with a boner. See also morning glory

Simon: Whoa dude, what's going on under your sleeping bag?
Dave: Huh, what do you mean?
Simon: It looks like you've got a tent pole on the go!
Dave: Oh shit, I've got piss proud mate!

by Jim July 19, 2004

nuclear piss

Atomic piss, piss that smells worse than shit. Nuclear piss is bright yellow and glows in the dark.

AH!!! watch out he's pissing nuclear piss on us!

by Edd-y July 1, 2005

Insurance Piss

The act of going to the toilet when you don't really need to, to make sure you don't need to go later. Usually conducted prior to long car journeys or departure from drinking establishments.

Her:"lets leave this pub before your too drunk to leave"

Him:"OK, but I need to take an insurance piss first"

by SuperBeerFiend May 7, 2009

Piss off

There can be 4 meanings to the term piss off.
1. Yeah, totally. (Sarcasm)
2. Screw off, get lost.
3. To make someone mad/angry
4. A person whose job is to make people angry, a job done for pleasure.

1. "Yo, bro, I asked Megan out today. She said yes!"
"Piss off, you bitch"
2. "Who are you?"
"I'm James! You invited me to the jam!"
"Go piss off, I didn't invite you for shit."
3. "Hey, you shithead. You really pissed me off yesterday. It's time to pay."
4. "Greg, why are you being such a fucking piss off?"

by DefineModernShit November 4, 2014

bum piss

when you have a shit and it is basically water coming out of your ass

'john did a hell of a bum piss'

by Mark9288 January 27, 2007