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Florida Speed Bump 

A manatee. They are hard to spot in the water, and a motorboat driving over it can injure or kill the manatee if the blades are moving fast enough. Because manatees are threatened, Florida laws typically require boats to drive slower in rivers and coastal areas to protect the manatees, should you drive over one with a motorboat.
“And if you look to your left, you can see a manatee grazing near the shore, or as we like to call them, Florida speed bumps… Yeah, I know it’s a dark joke”
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Pussy Speed 

The rate at which a cat like creature preys based on kilometers per second in search for meat.
The cheetah attacked the antelope at ferocious pussy speed
Pussy Speed by Pussy Speed August 2, 2022
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High speed projectile Launcher 

Not a gun, unless you make it a gun, don't add gunpowder, you eat that, big slingshot, it's anything but a gun!
Stanger: hey kids, do you want a high speed projectile launcher?

Kids: yeah!

High-Speed Rail 

The topic of my debate. Kinda fast. Kinda slim. Kinda bad. Kinda good.

Kinda.....he looked kinda hot, standing there against the rails, sleek and humming with that positive electricity, thrumming like a heartbeat. I was flying fast above, I knew we’d meet again....but when? So far above him, he so far below me....but we were both made of that same steel. A plane and a train....two different worlds....so far apart....but I knew fate had us together from when I first saw him.

-to be continued.....
“What the hell is a high-speed rail?”

“A train that go whee.”
“Really? You have any fanfiction about it?”

“....”
“So there’s this thing called Urban Dictionary-“

Slave speed 

When a nigga thinks he’s caught so he obtains super speed.
When a nigga is being chased by an authority and his fear of being caught gives him a burst of ancestral super speed or slave speed.
Slave speed by It’s only funny December 31, 2022

10 speed 

Term used for person with add or ADHD, who's going a million miles a minute... Or a person who is on uppers, talks a lot, has a lot going on...
#10 speed slow down... 1 thing at a time.
10 speed by DaynaBug February 1, 2023

Koia speed 

Well known term used to describe a process with high accuracy accomplished at an accelerated rate.
Man, we knocked out those labels at Koia speed! Pure perfection and, wow it was quick!