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The Sneaky Pittbull 

When you convince your lover to get in doggystyle position so you can have a look at the glory of it from behind. Unknowingly to her sneak up and bite the meaty part of the ass gently at first. This will cause them to startle and jump forward, which in turn will sink your teeth further in, after you’re locked in growl and thrash like an out of control pit bull.
Yeah dude last night I gave my wife the sneaky pittbull. It was great but it really pissed her off, now I won’t get none for a week, but it sure was worth it.

Cookie Sneak

Something that’s made up by someone for the sole purpose of making people perceive it as real for a few years and people attempting to find it or think about it, with it working.
1. “I should’ve known his ludicrous statement about his fight with a tiger was a cookie sneak.”
2. “This lost film seems like one giant cookie sneak.”
Cookie Sneak by Godlys July 21, 2023

Shit box sneaker car

A high mileage, moderately damaged vehicle with an Ace of Bass cd stuck in the cd player.
Yesterday, Sheryl pulled up in my driveway in her shit box sneaker car blasting Ace of Bass.

Head of the sneak 

The leader of the pack.
A teamleader.

The best player of a team.
MVP
Interviewer: Yo Devin what do you think of the Denver Nuggets?

Devin: They are tough. They are playn' hard. They had a great series against Portland. Absolute the head of the sneak - Jokić. You know he had a MVP that year.

To pull a sneaky one 

When hanging out with friends and trying to smoke a joint without everyone noticing, so only a chosen few get da kush.

First date left cheek sneak 

When you're on a first date and trying to present your best self, but the pizza you just ate isn't sitting well with you and you need to let out the beast within. So you subtly lean to the right and silently let out your discomfort, only to immediately sit on it to avoid detection.
"Dude, my date with Tracy didn't go so well last night. She just got up mid-meal and left."

"She must've detected your first date left cheek sneak, huh??"