do u smell purple?

a random and totally meaningless phrase usually used determine ones posisition in attentiveness.

David Brainard was known as the missionary to the indians. at a young age he got sick and died. my gosh, do u smell purple?

by bo12 October 22, 2007

Smellfie

When you take a selfie of your asshole.

Girls on r/gonewild love to post smellfies

by Tbaggrz May 6, 2014

smell check

-Having enough suspicion of a situation or event to the point where you have to investigate further to see if it was wrong or bogus (or BS).

-Hearing what seems like bullshit, and checking it out further.

"Tom said he couldn't come in today because he had an appointment."
"Hmm, that's funny. He didn't mention anything to me. When he gets back, I want to see his appointment slip to smell check his story."

by awj_woody October 8, 2007

to smell your grandma

word up

Matt: No, bitch. We can't AFFORD to party anymore. Too much shit to do.
Adrianna: Aiight, yo. I smell your grandma, old man. I best get my shit in gear too.

by T-Diddy February 2, 2004

Bag of shells

Italian American slang used to describe a stupid or inept person

That guy is dumber then a bag of shells

by Cosand October 2, 2006

biggie smalls

why holla love tha tu pac joke

move out the way yall biggie smalls just got droped

by i hate you too December 5, 2003

smell the tea

wake up and smell the tea is a slang term invented by uk rapper kulez meaning wake up and face reality and stop deluding oneself and get rid of any problems causing it.

could be used in context to convince a friend to dump a girlfriend.

it is also a title of his track availible on i tunes

wake up and smell the tea blud and get rid of that bird

by joe blonker September 28, 2009