slippery dick

Slippery dick is a species of ocean-dwelling fish in the family Labridae. This species originates mostly from the Western Atlantic: North Carolina and Bermuda to Brazil. It swims as if it's dragging its tail. Adults may grow to a length of 8 inches.

My favorite animal is a slippery dick.

by Alan the King Fish July 31, 2011

Slippery Shrimp

To finger a girl while she is sleeping or passed out from over consumption of alcohol.

My buddy Matt gave this girl a slippery shrimp last night and she woke up half way through!!!

by G.BItz June 19, 2010

Slipper

A slipper is a vagina, a pussy, that warm little pocket found between the legs of the fairer sex!

Girl: "You fancy a slipper tonight?"

Boy: "Yep, yours? Or someone elses?" (while winking!)

Girl: "Were you looking for a pair of slippers?"

Boy: "Now that you mention it, sounds like fun!"

by Scoobontheedge February 22, 2009

the Snapper

When a man inserts his middle finger into a girls asshole and his thumb into her vagina and attempts to make a snapping motion with both fingers.

Last night I gave Angela the Snapper I couldn't hear it though.

by Piyonugget December 16, 2007

Old slippers

The genitals of a past significant other that after consideration and comparison are the ones you love the most

"My girpelfriend said she missed my old slippers"

by Duck footed clydesdale June 11, 2016

snapper slappers

testicles

While hitting it doggie style, Tom's snapper slappers pounded Carrie's pussy.

by Dixon Cider March 4, 2009

Slippery Morae eel

Slippery Morae eel is when a guy with a crooked dick is doing a girl doggy style in the puss and pulls out and sticks it in some vaseline and then jams it in her ass without her knowing.

-Dude, Crooked dick Rob gave Tina a Slippery Morae eel the other night!!!
-I bet she wont Bitch at him anymore.

by JBadd March 3, 2009