Scalping

The act of whipping the tip off an incoming turd to where the toilet paper has the head of the shit

I thought I was done until I began to wipe and totally scalped the second turd. Accidental bathroom scalping

by Bishop Gains December 15, 2014

Scalabrined

(verb/Noun): Meaning to blatantly
disrespect another individual without remorse
2. Giving someone
the cold shoulder
3. Publicly showing your true feelings for another
individual negatively and on purpose
4. Existence oversight

Example: John walks up to his friends and pleasantly greets them by saying "hey guys,
what's up? They respond by walking off in disgust. John says "did i just
get Scalabrined?"

Example 2: Barry makes a harmless mistake by posting something on a friends' facebook wall. To Bary's displeasure, a mutual friend calls him out about his post. In this instance Barry has been Scalabrined.

Example 3: Youtube Video: "do the Celtics remember brian scalabrine?". Watch as Brian Scalabrine is left hanging by his teammates at the end of the quarter. YSND

by LarryLegend May 13, 2010

Scali

A resident of New Hampshire, known for his constant use of "Failure Child" to insult those he feels are of lower standard (he's usually correct). He has an obsession with swords. He is known mostly for his friendship with WiteoutKing of the Sonic Cult community. He is an amateur artist, amateur game developer, amateur 3d animator, web designer, and a graphic designer.

Scali loves Amy more than anyone else does.

by Scali September 20, 2004

Scalabrined

A move in basketball where a player receives a well executed inbound pass. The term is derived from future hall of famer Brian Scalabrine, who has won the Inbounder of the Year Award multiple times as well as Hottest Player of the League.

Coach: Once you've been Scalabrined, that's an automatic two points.

by nutella5600 August 12, 2010

Hotness Scale 2.0

An elaborate way to rank girls in which any passerby will not be able to decipher quickly enough to judge you for objectifying women. A female's rank is determing by three numbers, explained as follows:

(a number one through ten for hotness) / (a 1 or a 0 - 1 for bangable, 0 for not) / (if a 0 above, this number is the BAC that would be required to bump her up to a 1)

"I'd give her a 4.6 over 0 over .13 on the hotness scale 2.0."
"Seriously? I'd give her a 5 over 1."
"Fuck, man, I wouldn't mess with that unless I was bombed."

by Tahm May 16, 2008

scalpich

Exclamation made when one finds something rather interesting, cool, and/or fascinating.

Dude! That was totally scalpich!

by Koj April 21, 2003

Scalpist

Someone who has a type of hair that let others see through and so they can see their scalp! even though hairs are not really short, mostly seen in Asian guys
It is not a an insult nor a compliment just a feature.

Omg he is completely scalpist after getting his hairs done !
That Asian guy is a king of scalpism !

by Pedro_Rodrigeez June 11, 2018