Rubber Walrus Protectors

A slang used by horny zoophile rapists to refer to condoms.

Mr. Horse: So, rubber nipples, huh?
*Thonking*
Mr. Horse: No, Sir, i don't think i have any use for rubber nipples!
*realization*
Mr. Horse: But, i'll tell you what, though...
Mr. Horse: Do you have any rubber walrus protectors?
*pulls out an abducted walrus he has been keeping as a sex slave, whilst grabbing on his tuft of hair and swinging it across like a bell*
Walrus: call the poleeeeeeece.....

by the German Horse Worder August 16, 2024

rubber cubber

when someone gives another person a blowjob while they have a dildo up their ass

person 1: Did you hear Person 3 got a rubber cubber on the weekend?
person 2: No I didn't, how big was the dildo?

by cuhbluh May 24, 2024

rubber cubber

when someone bites the curb but instead of their head getting stamped on, they get a large heavy tire dropped on the back of their skull

Person 1: Aw shit, your fucked up what happened?
Person 2: ERRRGHHHH OOOOO!
Doctor guy: He got rubber cubber.

by cuhbluh May 24, 2024

rubbamama

A big fat lady

You are a big fat rubbamama

by Ventiice January 8, 2025

rubber and magic

Being seemingly physically invincible, especially due to youthfulllness

The girl fell from the first floor into the garden and got up with hardly a scratch. She’s really made of rubber and magic, it seems.

by vembertillion March 29, 2025

Rubber Bullet

Sex move where you shoot your load so hard the condom pops off, usually the rubber hitting your other; hence a bullet.

"Sex was so boring last night I decided to give my bitch a rubber bullet"

by UrbanElf April 1, 2025

Rubber bones

When the angry wizard get's bored

All you simpletons with your Testicular torsion and your Manual breathing... I CAST RUBBER BONES!!!

by Wise_wizard April 14, 2025