ranch stache

When your fucked up and you lick a bowl of ranch and have some on your face

Man, that bro over there has a ranch stache.

by Lord Anthony October 22, 2017

Rich

rich, a guy with a strong personality, can be way too serious at times and be over powering. he has a sense of humor that does not make sense to kids. he will be a great dad one day and know how to discipline his children. he will make a good child hood and a even better husband. once you get to know a rich and his jokes you’ll never want to leave his side.

Ashleigh: hey look it’s that guy who always makes the grocery store manager laugh!
Kate: That MUST be a rich!

by welikedefintions101 May 9, 2018

ranch ass

SLUT. EASY. WHORE.

Broh!? Did you hit that ranch ass last night?

by SR20VE January 29, 2018

Rich mofo

People who got money and are motherfuckers.

I am homeless and this dude was a rich mofo to me.

by UrBaNdeFiNer$$$ May 30, 2018

ranch mule

A derogatory term for a very unattractive woman.

Derived from nothing in particular. Originated in Vancouver, BC.

"At least I'm not dating some ranch mule!"

by Gobylo June 1, 2018

Rich and Buff

The most alpha male. A pinnacle of male perfection. Goes by the name Isaac. Has mountains of cash and a whole harem of women wanting him to impregnate them.

Person 1: Wow that guy is so rich and buff!
Person 2: Ya thats isaac, hes amazing!

by ftpisaac June 4, 2018

Ranch finger

When you creampie a girl and then proceed to finger her vagina and finally you finish her off with anal fingering.

Dude I gave that girl the Ranch Finger and now she keeps complaining about having sticky farts!

by YoBoiSkinnyPenis June 17, 2018