by Crawly Monster November 3, 2023

Hym "Nope. No relationships. Relationships doomed to fail literally 84% of the time. Will destroy your life in a dozen different ways. Bad. Entirely women's fault."
by Hym Iam May 3, 2024

by Pulsyylol December 3, 2022

by jellofuckedhouse October 31, 2009

When you and your partner live near each other but have such conflicting schedules it requires careful planning of calls and visits similar to a long distance relationship.
My boyfriend is about to work evenings and weekends, we’re gonna be asynchronous through the end of April.
I’m a bartender and my girlfriend is a teacher. We are in an asynchronous relationship.
I’m a bartender and my girlfriend is a teacher. We are in an asynchronous relationship.
by ayab0t March 11, 2025

by DoctorFog February 19, 2023

-I hooked up with a girl tonight !
- Really? Aren’t you in a relationship???
-I’m in a nicklex relationship 😉
- Really? Aren’t you in a relationship???
-I’m in a nicklex relationship 😉
by n1klgc November 12, 2022
