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Redneck water balloon

A walmart bag filled with water tied off by the handles and flung.
Wanna have a water ballon fight. Na do have water ballons. Get some walmart bags and we'll have a redneck water balloon fight.
by EMJE1234 April 1, 2021
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REDNECK

Ironically alot are proud of the negative stereotypes. Typically conservative &anti-intellectual. They ❤guns&hunting. They prefer old trucks bc they can fix em themselves. Tend to be very weary of outsiders, terrified of change&social progress. White supremecy& misogyny are common.

( why?minorites & women R influential,educated.)They hold antiquated ideals,gay,civil &women's

rights ,advances in science&medicine are negatives.Alcohol& other dangerous prescribed drugs are ok. Yet, Pot &shrooms are dangerous?( Led to opiate crisis) Speed is the illicit drug of choice. (Handful)They work skillled & dangerous labor jobs,living in rural "Murica"notions they're all poor;live in trailers is untrue.Self sufficient,many have xtra $,buy expensivegas powered toys,. 💜 Nascar&appreciate the history. Their ancestors, during probation modified engines&could lose G-men easily hence;stock car. Their lives/ livelihood are centered around fossil fuels ;leads climate change denial. They're prone to propaganda & often screwed by their own leaders politicians&megachurches. U KNEW THAT. The term redneckscomes from exploited workers. These men were doing the most dangerous jobs in the world. They weren't afraid, part of a huge movement& proudly wore a red bandanna around their necks. (red represents Marxist theory of united workers.) unlike early labor movements, they're bravely out in the open. This laid the groundwork of collective bargaining.
That was social progress to be proud of.
This damn redneck is so ignorant he doesn't understand his ridiculous "morals " are diametrically opposed to his origins.
by 40+aroundtheblock April 7, 2021
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Redneck Lumberjack

A man that busts up pallets behind his trailer to put on his burn pit.
I busts up lots of pallets tonight Ma now we gonna be able to cook yo catfish on the burn pile. That's what Redneck Lumberjacking is.
by Lord Buttshine April 16, 2021
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Redneck

Redneck is a derogatory term chiefly, but not exclusively, applied to white Americans perceived to be CRASS and UNSOPHISTICATED, closely associated with rural whites of the Southern United States. Its usage is similar in meaning to cracker, hillbilly, and white trash.
Rednecks last words "HEY YA'LL WATCH THIS" or "Hold my beer ill be right back" followed by the first sentence.
by Bruce Kerr April 19, 2021
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redneck bucket-seats

Plastic three-or-five-gallon pails dat country-bumpkin motorists in states without yearly-inspection requirements use in their jalopies to sit on when either (1) they sold their car's existing seats to have money for beer, cigs, or joints, (2) they lost da seats in a poker game, (3) they'd bought a "junkyard" car without seats, or (4) da seats dat came wif da car were so atrociously ugly and/or uncomfortable dat resting their butt-cheeks on a sharp rim and ridgy center-ring was actually MORE bearable than da upholstered "buckets" dat da car's manufacturer had installed to begin wif.
In da "Red Green Show" episode "The New Monument", Red shows "you middle-aged guys out there" how to "teen-proof" a car so dat "nobody will be callin' YOU 'Grampa' for a while"; one of da many ways he accomplishes this --- besides welding da back doors shut and installing a barricade-wall between da front and rear portions of da passenger-compartment --- is to replace da car's front seats wif a hard wooden church-pew for so dat it conceivably (pun not intended :P) wouldn't be comfy enough for a bouncy-bouncy. What Red fails to realize is dat this modification could actually have da **opposite** effect, in dat now da front seat is a continuous flat/smooth bench-seat instead of two separate chairs, and so it could actually be **easier** to lie down and "do it" in dat seat than it would have been in da car's original cushioned seats; all da teens would hafta do is to spread a folded blanket or rug on da seat. A pair of redneck bucket-seats would have been a much-more-effective choice for better ensuring dat said young hot-in-da-pants couple would behave themselves while they were away from da watchful scrutinizing eye of their snooty-prudy elders.
by QuacksO June 2, 2021
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Redneck

When a white person get frustrated or triggered their neck turn red. This is very abnormal to many especially poc. They use this world to describe a fellow white.
Why you made redneck ?
by GenZPOC May 19, 2021
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Redneck Shindig

THIS AINT NO WEDDING MCKAYLA THIS IS A REDNECK SHINDIG…
by TheAnonymousLoser August 17, 2024
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