Coffin Ready

Wearing too much makeup, like a corpse in a coffin all made up for their final showing

Man, Sheila is coffin ready

Yeah, she needs to tone it down some

by saulstl August 9, 2013

gif ready

Describes a person who always responds using gifs really appropriately and usually humorously.

Guy 1: yea I didn't even have time to finish

Guy 2: *sends incredibly relevant gif*
Guy 1: *Wished he could send a gif that expressed how he was feeling but can't find the right one bcs of his lack of skill*
Guy 1: man, how are you always so gif ready?

by SassMan May 30, 2015

Esports Ready

Esports Ready. A term used in the gaming community. It means that a game is optimized and ready for online or offline competitive play on a grand stage. Often used in a derogatory sense or ironically, to dictate to others that a game is poorly optimized and not ready for release, much less competitive play.

Classic: This game is AMAZING! We "Esports Ready" out here.

New: Did you see my pirate ship fly into outer space once it was hit? "Esports Ready" by the way.

by Pantallicus January 26, 2019

Dmart Ready

Best Friend who brings home biscuits, cookies, fresh fruits, instant noodles, warm bedsheets..and what not everything you need. Ask him and he'll be there .

Dmart Ready

Shop Online grocery and household essentials at best prices every day

by Uberoi December 7, 2021

fanfic reader

A fanfic reader is someone who can read copious amounts of smut with a straight-ass face but giggles and loses their shit (in a very blushy manner at that) at the tiniest amount of fluff, some love reading angst too.

These people can read a very unhealthy amount of words in one night.

They should take pride in it, they're good people. They read fanfiction by the way-

someone: have you heard of the new student? I heard they're a fanfic reader!

by The fanfic reader January 12, 2022

I'm not reading that

A phrase used for when a piece of text disgusts you.

Person A: Hey, can you go on Urban Dictionary and look up Surprise Party?

Person B: *looks it up*

... I'm not reading that.

by ChameleonDragon December 21, 2019

The pizza is ready

A common prelude to sex in certain locations around the world, namely porn-addicted America.

Man: The pizza is ready!
Woman: *giggles*
*They strip off their clothes and have sex*

Delivery boy: The pizza is ready!
Smoking hot woman: *giggles*
*They strip off their clothes and have sex*

by Bad C dev October 15, 2021