by IAmThe1Omega December 14, 2018

Likes cars more than women. Once attempted to fuck a Lamborghini Aventador. Kinda sus if you ask me.
by BeanFlicker52 November 29, 2021

by Urgone April 11, 2020


Big dick walking around the town and when he sits down on the toilet he has to hang his cock over his shoulder cause it gets in the way
by Thosewhobust January 24, 2025

jaxon riley plays baseball and hits about 14 dingers a game at about 469.5 ft. he can batflip like hes jesus. loves to lick jon ladd sweaty balls!! GIANT weener(third leg)down to his ankle!! huge calfs!! jaxon riley is just, gay.
by crosst-nut May 9, 2018

A girl who smells like if someone took a shit, ate the shit, and re-shit out the shit she has Some wrinkly brown bags of Milk on her chest . Her vagina is so bad that it’s like nose hair melting
by Imcacklingatmyself December 1, 2021
