Rag-gagged

To have a rag jammed into one's mouth to prevent them from talking, often as a device to stop someone who is tied up from shouting out or making noise.

Dan, Alicia, and Melissa tried yelling out for help, however, there was no point to it because their speech was totally inaudible because they were tied up and rag-gagged.

by Strawberry Pterodactyls July 22, 2023

Johnny Rag

The piece of cloth/rag one ejaculates into as a last resort because there is nowhere else to do it without making a mess

"Last night I was watching a movie with Megan Fox and I got my Johnny rag ready in case things got cray cray!!"

by saigon22 March 08, 2012

Wank rags

Tabloid newspapers in the United Kingdom, simply and sensationally written, and politically biased. Often containing photographs of scantily clad (and sometimes) nude women. Also referred to as "Red Tops", for their red nameplate. Examples include The Sun, The Daily Star & The Daily Mirror

"Tomorrow - from broadsheets to wank rags - I want pages one, two and three to be a profile of Tom looking like a fucking political colossus, you know - Tom meeting the Pope, Tom in a NHS hospital chatting to little, baldie kiddies." - Malcolm Tucker (The Thick of It)

by PeterMannion May 01, 2019

Rag pudding

Going down on a lady during her monthly cycle.

Had some rag pudding last night.

by G-Semi March 14, 2020

rupert-rag

A Rupert Murdoch newspaper

He grabbed a Rupert-rag from the opposite table to save his glasses.

by ACJ1322 November 07, 2013

treacle rag

A sticky wank rag

I just jizzed then wiped it up with my treacle rag

by Arse Panda June 25, 2017

Dumb-fag cum-rag

A young man of lesser intelligence, gullible nature and eager to please whose best gig in life is to be "the center" at bukkake parties. He will happily perform blowjobs on all the attendees of the party, but his ultimate thrill comes from being jizzed on by all the party goers. A dumb-fag cum-rag will allow fresh loads to be deposited anywhere on his person (including on his face, in his hair, on his clothes, on his possessions - like his phone or glasses, or anywhere on his body). He will not move from his station until every party attendee has shot at least 1 load of cum on him (which could be the entire night for big parties or parties with new attendees arriving). He will not take any opportunity to wash or clean himself at any stage during the party and will leave the party covered in the many, many loads
of semen he received on the night. If he is stripped naked when arriving at the bukkake party he may prefer to leave the party without being clothed and will never EVER accept payment of any type for his service.

Michael: "Hey Steve, look at this fucking Dumb-fag cum-rag trying to convince this Uber driver to take him home."

Steve: "Why would you let some naked guy absolutely smothered in semen get in your car! hilarious"

by Jay-1001 February 01, 2025