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wertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmq 

When you get bored while doing your homework and have already searched qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm so you decide to type that but shifted over by one
I'm bored, what qwerty combination should I look up? I know! I'll search wertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmq

qwrtyuiop 

You foolishly thought "There's no way there's gonna be an urban dictionary definition of all of the letters of the top row but without the e!" but you were wrong. You probably are doing this only out of boredom with nothing to do in a school classroom.
"Man, I'd love a qwrtyuiop mug!"

qwertzuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm 

MMMh, lets type qwertzuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm in google

- me

qwertyuioopasdfghjklzxcvbnm 

When someone gets so bored that they type "qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm" but add an extra "o"
person 1: i'm bored
person 2: have you tried typing "qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm" and see what comes up?
person 1: yeah
person 2: well why don't you type "qwertyuioopasdfghjklzxcvbnm"?
person 1: that's literally the exact same thing
person 2: it's not. it has an extra "o"
person 1: ok

qwertyyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmqwertyuiophasdfghjklzxcvbnmqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm 

You’re obviously just bored out of your mind so you did this.
Why? I don’t know.
Hey I’m very qwertyyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmqwertyuiophasdfghjklzxcvbnmqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
right now. How about you?

qwertyuioASDFGHJKLzxcvbnm,!.?1234567890@€#$£¥&_*^([)]’{“”%§-|+~=…/\;<:>,.? 

I typed every character on my keyboard
qwertyuioASDFGHJKLzxcvbnm,!.?1234567890@€#$£¥&_*^()’{“”%§-|+~=…/\;<:>,.?”

“Wtf man