Projectile Nut Shot

It's when you have a direct hit as when a blunt object is aimed for your soft bits.

What the hell was that? Fred Durst on the receiving end of a citrus fruit projectile nut shot.

by illinoishorrorman January 17, 2018

Project night

The night before the deadline of a project, typically a school project or a university thesis, when more than 90% of the project is done.

In extreme cases, the project night is the total span of the project.

The project night is filled with anxiety, fear of failure, dangerous levels of creativity, gallons of coffee, unseen dedication and godlike report writing speeds.

GF: Take me out to dinner tonight, babe.
BF: No way, bitch! Tonight is project night!

by morningstar15 May 19, 2018

Production throttling

Restricting a process or job in a particular way that makes it less efficient and of lesser quality.

The job site supervisor was really into production throttling. It took twice as long and came out terrible.

The office manager was terrible at logistics and quality control. All the paperwork was filed in the wrong order and had to be refiled.

The government agency wanted to increase quality through regulation and control, but really accomplished nothing but production throttling.

by Ontological June 23, 2018

project monkey

A female of any race (usually African American) Whom is very loud and obnoxious in a very unsophisticated way. A female who is ok with living below the poverty line with no hope to change or prosper. A messy female . A ratchet female. A female with no class or home training

You see those girls yo the left screaming to the top of their lungs“Who want a issue” those are project monkeys ,the ladies to your right sipping that belaire laughing at the ones to the left those are black queens.

by Strawberry C May 26, 2018

Productaportation

The resulting effect from taking Xanax and Adderall at the same time, creating a sense of productivity while also enjoying the effects of xans to the face.

Allows the user the ability to complete unsavory tasks while fast forwarding through them to more pleasant times. Or at least until you need more Xanax and Adderall.

Teleportation isn’t real, Productaportation is how I get through the week.

by WhoDizzleWhoDazzle May 27, 2018

Productful

It makes more sense to the eye to say productful, rather than productive.

Wow, you are really productful in that class!

by graceholland May 31, 2018

project poor

a: a state of unwealth caused by working on too many projects at once
b: a state of being unable to build wealth due to excessive projects

"I can't go to the movies this weekend. I'm project poor."

"I've got at least half a dozen projects going at once. You might say I'm project poor."

"He'd be rich... if he wasn't project poor."

by B.K.B August 16, 2018