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Pre-ancee`

When you have been with a guy/girl long enough that you know you are going to marry him/her but have not proposed yet. More than a boyfriend/girlfriend, but still not a fiancee`.
Your pre-ancee`.

Pronounced like fiancee`, but with pre-, as in coming before, as a prefix.
"Mom, Dad, this is Ashley, my pre-ancee`."
by Mayor Maynot October 19, 2012
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pre-friend

To creep on a prospect's social networking profile before meeting them in order to gain a social advantage when actually meeting and conversing with said prospect.
Henry - "I like this girl but I know nothing about her, and I'm going to a party tonight where she'll be."
Clyde - "You should totally pre-friend her so you have something to talk about!"
by grimymonkey May 28, 2013
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Pre-crastinate

The act of placing yourself or others (usually those who work for you) in crisis mode now for something far in the future that may or may no ever happen. The same amount of energy is expended and stress is created in a compressed timeframe as if you had waited until the last minute only it is done now when it is uncertain if the event will actually occur.
Why does the boss always pre-crastinate? We end up doing cheetah flips and running around like our pants are on fire for something 6 months away "just in case." Then they cancel the thing.
by Jammed up October 26, 2013
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pre-shame

adj. a feeling that occurs when individuals know they are about to commit acts that will ultimately result in feelings of utter shame
I feel so much pre-shame right now because I'm about to hookup with a random stranger from the internet who said they have a latex balloon fetish.
by iamkenneth December 8, 2013
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Pre-Waitress

That pre-waitress had some nice tits
by Reckz Izzzzle March 2, 2014
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pre-seasoned

When a woman or orifice has been aroused or inseminated to the point that a a phallus can slide in without effort. Often used to convey disinterest in foreplay and the result of using a fluffer.
Meet her friends? Are they DTF? I like them pre-seasoned! In fact, it's best if someone else has already talked them up.
by Capn C-Block April 27, 2014
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pre-explosion

When you are engaging in sexual inter coarse and because of a males presperm the female has a baby
When me and Angela were having sex I pre-exploded. Now she's pregnant.
You had your pre-explosion?
Yeah!
by Big_daddy_ July 3, 2014
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