Porcelain Toboggan

When a male is seated on the toilet taking a shit and the female sits on his lap. No penetration is involved. For the penetrative definition, see Porcelain Pilot.

After eating a nice meal and then taking quite a long time in the bathroom my girlfriend wanted to porcelain toboggan.

by Thinkerstein December 2, 2025

Portlandite

Drugged up ass sniffen Californian that claims there from Oregon.

You stupid Portlandite, wishing you were born in Oregon when you were born in California.

by Sagebrush Boy December 25, 2025

Porcelain Destroyer

Someone so skilled in the fecal arts that they are capable of shattering a toilet from the sheer power of them taking a dump in it.

I had no idea Billy was a porcelain destroyer when I invited him over to try out my Blowtorch Chili. Now I have to buy a new toilet.

by Chunkmastarr January 5, 2026

Portland Blue Manatee

The act of fucking a fat chick with blue hair and a septum piercing in the ocean.

Paul: Jeff took Meg down to the beach.

Ernie: Oh, the classic Portland Blue Manatee
Paul: Yeah, Jeff likes to felch em'
*Turns on Riding dirty by Chamllionaire*
Ernie: He's one sick motherfucker

by TheBigGrease January 13, 2026

Portland Rug-burn

A skin burn you receive on your penis after getting an armpit job from a liberal Portland women

That girl I met at the Palestine rally gave me a Portland rug-burn after

by Matpall January 23, 2026

Demon Portal

Vagina.

You don't want to know the kinds of things that have gone in and out of that girl's demon portal.

by anonononmys December 9, 2008

150 partell

Sex move performed in the shape of a square with 2 guys and 2 girls licking and sucking each other while being sucked and licked

Fred licking Mary, Mary sucking Jeremy, Jeremy licking Beth, Beth sucking Fred. That is the 150 partell

by ShnarfKing247 March 9, 2009