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Gimme My Points

When you order Microsoft points and it takes a long time to finalize the transfer and you are impatient. Usually involves lots of raging and profanity.
Example 1
"GIMME MY POINTS, FUCKIN' SHIT!"
Example 2
'Did you download so-and-so yet?'
"No, I'm waiting for the points to transfer. FUCKING GIMME MY POINTS! FUCK!"
by Drak9Cataclysm February 13, 2009
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The Cunt Point

As seen in many Facebook photos; the cunt point is where the obvious scummy chav, of approximately the years 14-19 takes a picture with another completely random scummy chav cunt, the picture tends to be taken neither from the two cunts in the photo but usually from either the equivalent female version of the two or a poor passer-by who has been roped into taking a picture of the cunts. The point itself is when the smaller of the two cunts points with his middle finger and index finger at the bigger cunt, it is important to remember for The Cunt Point is that you have to keep your hand as close to your body as possible and try to give a thumbs up at the same time. The combination of both of these will collaborate to form a deadly cunt point and at this current time it is spreading all over social media, infecting the thousands that see this unfortunate event.
Matt: Hey man, wanna get a photo together?

Olly: Sure, make sure you remember 'The Cunt Point' otherwise society will doubt how much of a cunt I am man.

Matt: Sure thing mate, if anyone doubted you I could beat them up with my little finger
by AJR888 September 2, 2014
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Point

1. A particular aim, end or purpose.
2. A decisive state of circumstances.
3. The important or essential thing.
A woman of understanding might blow up with sufficient reason saying and doing things to make a valid point but she always tries to get to the point of mutual understanding and respect. She is not spiteful and never seeks to destroy anyone, she knows her worth and doesn't need to fight for anyone's attention or affection, that's pointless.

He said he'd made a mistake, she understood and although hurt she accepted it and was ready to move on with her life hoping for mutual respect so she didn't get the point of him trying to make her jealous or mocking her followed by them stalking and harassing her causing her distress.

She doesn't bother anyone. He said repeatedly 'he has his own life' and 'a disease' that most men have. She understood, appreciated his honesty and respected his decision by leaving him alone. She therefore, for the life of her, cannot see the point of them monitoring every aspect of her life.

What is the point of this? By your disrespect and utter disregard for her feelings you are trying to destroy her! You didn't want her, wasn't that the whole POINT of everything you said and did? She listened to you, respected and understood you even after you hurt her, did you do the same for her?
by Goddess12* December 22, 2013
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Point Pleasant is a small town in West Virginia, usually referred to as, "the cousin fucker state". Point Pleasant is the place to go for all the drugs you could think of. If you like country folks, I would suggest to be enrolled in Point Pleasant Junior/Senior High School. It is a living hell hole. We have all the methheads and rednecks right here in good ol' Point Pleasant. Have a nice day.
Point Pleasant, West Virginia is home of the mothman, fun fact.
by nigger lovin redneck August 24, 2019
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PP Pointer

Navigating your touch-screen with your penis.
Man my fingers are greasy, I might need to use my PP Pointer to text my mom.
by JY Trackstar September 29, 2011
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Pussy Points

A fallacious system of points accrued by White Knights by coming to the aid of a damsel in distress. White Knights accrue these points either consciously or subconsciously and believe that once enough points are accrued they may be redeemed for sexual relations with women.
White Knight: "Do not fear fair lady! I too believe that women only earn 77c to the dollar compared to men"
...later that night
White Knight: "So I stuck up for a woman today. Wanna fuck?" (Note: words actually used may be different, words chosen for effect.)
Woman: "That's nice of you. Will you buy me dinner?"
White Knight: "Sure thing!" (Thinking to himself: This should earn me enough Pussy Points to make second base!)
by WhiteKnightSlayer July 7, 2015
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Lazy Sunday points

Banking up points during the week doing mundane tasks to allow a guilt free lazy Sunday.
May of used up all my lazy Sunday points xboxing today so I'm going to walk the dog to bank some more.

Or

Dude: You coming to the gym today?
Fin: Na, went yesterday to bank some lazy Sunday points, using them today for couch time
Dude: ... awesome!
by foxyfinny January 9, 2011
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